Last Poster Before Threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread v2)

Let’s break this down.

“I was scared to join a forum game” – understandable.
“I thought everyone would shit on me for being bad” – also understandable. Happens a lot in some other places.
“Everyone here knew what they were doing” – if only.
“I’d be a dumb newbie” – like all of us were at some point.
“I wouldn’t fit in” – good thing that didn’t happen.

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Recommendation: more insights, less fluff.

Notice how I used to be a top poster, but I seldom top post anymore. I think that’s better for everyone. I only post when I have something meaningful to say.

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You are also less likely to get nightkilled if you are not a top poster.

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> Vulgard
> not getting nightkilled

pick one

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looks at MU
I have never visited DVC on MU yet.

im feeling really appreciative rn and i kinda just wanna hug you all for some reason

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Eventually, I’m going to reach Achromatic-tier. Achromatic is a player who happens to die N1 as VT 90% of the time.

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weird way to spell alice

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At this point I wonder if people keep killing him for the meme. In every game I’ve seen him play on MU, he died N1 and flipped VT.

Nah, Alice gets mislynched because she lied.

Lynch all liars.

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‘I’m going to go eat dinner, I’ll be back in half an hour’

45 minutes later

‘sorry, I got sidetracked’

thread: ‘you lied. lynch all liars.’

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“you claimed self-resolving. What are you”

“I’m a mason”

“Who’s the other mason”

“You wouldn’t know her, she goes to another school”

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Interesting maneuver
I will try it on you

I tend to post slightly less as wolf yes

i’ve tended to notice that in my strongest wolf games there’s always a villager or two who’s posted more than me

maybe that says something

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If I had one complaint about highposters
It would be that reading them is annoying as shit

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People called me stupid for reading you that way in Insurgency, but I was right. Checkmate.

True. Which is another reason why I don’t post as much as I used to. We brought this up in the “let’s improve townplay” thread and I’m following my own advice. I think it’s good.

Thread reads are godly if used as a supplement to a case
People just don’t know how to use them

if you post 200 posts in 12 hours subtly insinuating that you are town in every one

people gotta townread you

ez

okay i’m off mobile now
however I am half asleep