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florida

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‘my school was public but not part of a school district so we could actually run things competently’ gang rise up

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i mean

[CURRENT_EVENTS] but also [AMERICA]

definitely wasn’t unnecessary here :sunglasses:

I don’t think I have armed security guards

just kinda unnecessary here

I think we only have the security guard at our school because enough parents were afraid of school shooters or some shit and probably complained to the school

even though our school is in like no danger of gang violence or drug shootings or whatever the karens are worried about

I know a few moms complained

yes
and metal detectors
the works

Im watching SsethTzeentach review videos

I dont think i have ever laughed this hard before at youtube videos

It isn’t USA

It’s Florida

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florida is its own hell

but the USA isn’t much better

florida is if the USA was just 1.5x more absurd

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I mean I don’t live in Florida

I wish you lived in Europe instead

so 2.5x USA?

given the current state of the US, sometimes I do too

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if you want to learn how fucked up the u.s.a. is and has been for years and years, just watch john oliver on youtube

no?

1.5x USA

if the usa was 4, florida would be 6.

john oliver is kinda cringe as fuck

but he does highlight the general absurdity of the USA

this is the amount of self control I am exerting

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he is cringe

but you know our country is fucked up when nothing from any topic he brought up 4-6 years ago has ever been addressed