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clonedcheese · April 25, 2020, 4:49am

Marshal · April 25, 2020, 4:49am

absolultley

I salute the man who spread that idea. If i drink a gallon of lysol, i will not die of coronavirus.

Firekitten · April 25, 2020, 4:49am

anyway I only trust things with names I can understand

Like who the fuck in their right mind would drink dihydrogen monoxide

katze · April 25, 2020, 4:49am

id rather dip my fucking oreos in vodka than water

Marshal · April 25, 2020, 4:49am

now i might die of poisoning

but i won’t die of coronavirus

Firekitten · April 25, 2020, 4:49am

probably kills you instantly

Marshal · April 25, 2020, 4:50am

you are joking

that is utterly repulsive

Firekitten · April 25, 2020, 4:50am

or even worse, makes you suffer as you die

clonedcheese · April 25, 2020, 4:50am

Marshal used a cup of water!

It’s super effective!

Firekitten fainted!

katze · April 25, 2020, 4:51am

this is not a joke

im morbidly curious to try a vodka oreo

Marshal · April 25, 2020, 4:51am

god

that would be terrible and you know it

clonedcheese · April 25, 2020, 4:51am

for your own sanity and everyone else’s

no

Firekitten · April 25, 2020, 4:51am

what if we injected people with it

then found an cure for the poison

100 iq play?

clonedcheese · April 25, 2020, 4:52am

katze · April 25, 2020, 4:52am

s c i e n c e

Marshal · April 25, 2020, 4:52am

I put vodka in this shit and it was a mix of “not bad” and “what the fuck I am a failure”

a vodka oreo

i can’t. even

clonedcheese · April 25, 2020, 4:53am

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Did our petition not go through

katze · April 25, 2020, 4:53am

we dont have any oreos unfortunately

or i’d do it rn tbh

Marshal · April 25, 2020, 4:53am

you’d fucking spit

lets be real

Firekitten · April 25, 2020, 4:53am

anyway

Idk if it’s correct or not but I found this amusing