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#10845

i ain’t no bitch

#10846

i mean
bleach does kill coronavirus

sad thing is it kills 99% of your other body parts as well

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#10847

Fuck I should have hyperlinked a rickroll here

#10848

Okay

Why did I get some midnight vodka oreos upon entering the cookie thread

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#10849

blame katze

#10850

The ends justify the means

#10851

In his letter, Mark Grenon told Trump that chlorine dioxide – a powerful bleach used in industrial processes such as textile manufacturing that can have fatal side-effects when drunk – is “a wonderful detox that can kill 99% of the pathogens in the body”. He added that it “can rid the body of Covid-19”.

A few days after Grenon dispatched his letter, Trump went on national TV at his daily coronavirus briefing at the White House on Thursday and promoted the idea that disinfectant could be used as a treatment for the virus. To the astonishment of medical experts, the US president said that disinfectant “knocks it out in a minute. One minute!”

He went on to say: “Is there a way we can do something, by an injection inside or almost a cleaning? Because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it’d be interesting to check that.”

i… how much you want to bet someone has died from this

#10852

because some heretic dips their oreos in water

#10853

I want to bet something worthless, so here I go:

trump’s life

#10854

100%

There’s over 300 million people in the USA

#10855

likes

#10856

you are genuinly considering dipping oreos in vodka
kindly shtu the fuck up

oyu have no say in anything

#10857

To be fair he would be 100% more useful not as president

#10858

jusr replace the president with a monkey it would do far less damage

#10859

someone’s angry

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#10860

nah i’ve just been having some of those vodka oreos :wink:

#10861

How would life be if dinosaurs still existed

#10862

We would probably hunt them to extinction

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#10863

look you might have a valid excuse

but my excuse is more valid

you’re lactose intolerant

and im dumb

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#10864

not very different

instead of people trying to convince others that rhinos are precious animals that need to be protected

we’d instead have people trying to convince others that dinos are precious animals that need to be protected