Last Poster Before Threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread v2)

Nerd

have fun uhhhhhh
existing in the same MMO that the Corrupted Blood epidemic happened in! Gottem!

How are you faring with playing the AH btw? Found any markets to work with?

But you do not, right?

no i don’t play WoW

I mean I’m confused about your conversation right now
Why are we on about tentacle monsters

Thought as much, that’s a shame.

i’m just talking about how hentai has ruined tentacles as a motif for monsters and dangerous creatures in high fantasy and SF

Why play WoW when you can play the superior option,
Wizard 101

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How to make tentacles not sexual

what has it not ruined?

because you can’t position a tentacle monster as the main villain any more without them gaining Connotations™ and it undermining your audience’s tension

Why play wizard 101 when you can play

A mobile game

there is no answer
because quite frankly making them be covered in spikes only makes it worse

make them ace

cuz edgy teenagers™

“hi i’m a horrifying tentacle monster bent on your destruction and i identify as aroace nice to meet you now i’m going to eat you”

natural dialogue there

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What if we make them covered in needles instead – akin to cacti.
Oh and make them poisonous.

woah hey im an edgy 20-something mind you

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i think the solution is to not describe them as tentacles

this is actually my sexual fantasy :sunglasses: