the FM game > tthe books and movies
like, i’m legitimately tempted to write my own version of the “madness-inducing relic has to be transported into a highly dangerous location” plot just to flex on Tolkien by doing it better
“suddenly, out of the depths of the cave, Brodo was assaulted by completely non-sexual tentacles”
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Brodo Flaggins, the Hobbip, must transport the One Necktie to Modror to defeat the evil Souran, dark lord of the Crocs.
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But all the while, the temptation to wear the Necktie and give in to Souran’s madness burns through him, and he must rely on his friend, Wisesam Gamzee, to help him from falling into madness. Meanwhile, Literally Just Graham Norton, the former owner of the Necktie, is guiding them, but will he overcome his own corruption or will he betray them?
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read my new and totally not derivative book series The Duke of the Neckties to find out!
“The tentacles moved towards Brodo’s waist, in a completely non-horny manner.”
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the tentacles slid down his throat, choking him, in a non-kinky way. He did not enjoy it.
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“there was no enjoyment of this situation. anybody who says there could possibly be enjoyment or that this scene somehow has sexual connotations is a pevert. i explicitly told you that there is nothing sexy going on here. the tentacle monster is doing all of this platonically. what’s so hard about that to understand?”
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Oh no, I’m just going to make one. And it’ll probably be my main from now on.
Screw getting flying. I’m leveling my furry. I name him Daxton.