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Portugal got nommed by Spain.

But then Italy placed rebels in there and Portugal became free with extra land.

…And then Italy nommed them lmao.

UK and Sweden went to war with them.
UK backed out of the war and went to war with Sweden.
Finland also went to war with Sweden.
UK backed out of the war once again.
Norway got destroyed.
Finland didn’t lose any land but white peaced.

gamer strats

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I am going to have to reduce Italy soon and give them some rebels :^)

when you get so absurdly powerful that the DM has to send literally everything at you

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exactly

They’re now 1st on the global power ranking.

I say Global but I mean European.

it’s like that one super powerful player who the dm has to send 3 dragons and a tarrasque against just to provide some kind of challenge

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As you can probably tell though, they lost Catalonia, Corsica, Sardena and Palma to Spain in their wars.

Spain is too streng :sunglasses:

the thing is
rebellion would be basically useless if there wasn’t a war to distract the army of the strongest nation on a continent

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Rn I’m thinking about who Italy wants to go for next,

They might just nom the rest of Romania or take their land back from Spain.

Idk what they want :man_shrugging:

They’re too pro

AaaaAAAaAaAAaaA

tired

can’t be spain
i lack the mental capacity to fight a two front war and would probably just leave portugal completely undefended

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Give them independence then.

Italy be out here trying to reform the Roman Empire :sunglasses:

I should build Africa tbh.

in hoi4 i usually just leave the land behind danzig completely undefended because i can’t fight two front wars
i can’t process having two fronts at once

wait
did i take alsace

what’s concerning is that belarus

doesn’t have a single inch of belarus