watch as arete slowly drifts in timezones until they are able to exist beyond the confines of regular time
arete it’s like 10:32
Im about to go to class
have you not slept
no comment
This is a nerd!
when was the last time you slept
like how many hours ago
are we finna throw some hands
To be honest this is the best part of the whole application:
I woke up ~20 hours ago
would you like legal name?
writes in 12
ah, it contains a sink to place all the “haha i’m not like the other individuals” who apply
crosses out the dash betweel 1-10 and circles 110
No, obvious answer is to circle next to the 11.
see the thing is that as people go i don’t think i’m as weird as people think i am
i just get myself into weird situations all the god damned time
the coke or pepsi one is a trick question
you must cross both out and circle “water”
i’m not like those other girls
i’m an eldritch abomination
I woke up ~20 hours ago
breh
go sleep
you are at least an 7.5 ngl
my life goal is to find an eldritch abomination and make them my best friend, like i’m a protagonist from a kids game