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and I can still do a godly cover of ayaya

but i feel guilty no matter what now

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Let me give you some quotes from Polish rappers (translated to my best ability):

(warning: lots of swears)

“You are W W A, fucking W, fucking A.”
“You shat yourself and dick, fucking good yes.”
“We’re playing chess, 'cause we’re not playing checkers.”
“Friday, Saturday, a cat’s name day.”
“Fuck, how ugly you are. Shut the fuck up, bitch, fall to your tits.”
“Simple math, 2+3 equals 5, not 4.”
“Fuck censorship, fuck the police. Through the phone in this country, you should order only pizza.” - One of my favorites because it’s so dumb yet somehow works in English.
“What’s happening to my neighbor? She’s shaking her ass like a concrete mixer.”

Should I go on?

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:cat:

Yes, that’s the level we’re on. And it’s not like these came from a single rapper.

this ones good

this one as well

well he can do basic math

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this is actually
pretty creative

not my type of music
but creative

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Okay

to be fair it’s not like normal popular music is any better in this regard

I hope you’re sarcastic. They are hilariously funny because of the stupidity, but I wouldn’t call them “good.”

I think I should go on for comedic value. Yes? Yes.

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I’m using these in the future

to quote a song that was popular a few years ago in the US:

Like baby, baby, baby oh
Like baby, baby, baby no
Like baby, baby, baby oh

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I almost exclusively listen to music from pre-2000

WHEN I WAS 13

I HAD MY FIRST LOVE

Gucci Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Pump, yeah, Gucci Gang, ooh
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)

Hoes mad, hoes mad, hoes mad, hoes mad
Hoes mad, hoes mad, hoes mad, hoes mad
Hoes mad, hoes mad, hoes mad, hoes mad
Hoes mad, hoes mad, hoes mad, hoes mad
Hoes mad, hoes mad, hoes mad, hoes mad
Hoes mad, hoes mad, hoes mad, hoes mad

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Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum
That yummy, yummy
Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum
That yummy, yummy

10 years later and bieber still has them quality lyrics

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THERE WAS NOBODY THAT COMPARED TO MY BABY
AND NOBODY CAME BETWEEN US OR COULD EVER COME ABOOOOVE

SHE HAD MY GOIN CRAZY
OH I WAS STARSTRUCK

SHE WOKE ME UP DAAAILY
DONT NEED NO STARBUCKS

the rap is so bad that its funny

it selling like a god church.

the real reason it’s so bad and so slow is that it had to be as easy as possible for 11 year old white girls to memorize

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