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#33400

My strategy is:

If I have no idea what I’m doing, my opponent can’t predict my moves!

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#33401

well im getting my ass handed to me by marshal

#33402

i’ll make sure to stomp marshal then

#33403
#33404
#33405

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#33406

me in the first 35 moves: makes semi-decent chess moves

me on move 36:

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#33407

i looked at the analysis board
I was at -10 for the entire match
until move 36

also fun fact every single one of our moves starting from move like 18 was -EV

#33408

I kinda lost direction

I almost setup a checkmate move but I think you saw it and made a move that stopped that

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#33409

I had absolutely no clue what you were doing

#33410

haha me and Jane:

“we are awful at this”
“I thought it was checkmate”
“who needs rooks anyway”

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#33411

“I’m going on an adventure”

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#33412

After 12. white had an excellent opportunity to attack black king. Black’s defense was in a terrible shape. Instead both parties went to… killing pawns for no reason?

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#33413

In 26. White threatens to kill black jumper. Black doesnt react to it and loses jumper.

#33414

>When you have two slots you can checkmate someone and instead decide to castle

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#33415

what this be

#33416

knightlesschess

chess, if @Italy were in charge

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#33417

Jumper/Horse/Knight

#33418

Aroot, wanna play me? I’m on phone rn.

#33419

I’m about to go to sleep

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