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#33660

3 - 5 HOURS
That is ridiculous

#33661

i start games by creating an open wall

#33662

yes

because you shouldnt be able to pull it off against a decent opponent

#33663

i make sure that you can’t instantly win the game by moving your queen

#33664

the thing is
half of your moves will involve losing a piece
and i’m more than happy to trade a piece for a piece

#33665

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how many openings do you see where you can take one of my pieces

and how many of them don’t involve losing yours in the process

#33666

again

you don’t get that far against a decent player

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#33667

Ahem

Puzzles are hard

#33668

especially when people that said they’re going to do it with you don’t help

I’m not salty

#33669

get owned

#33670

where would you be able to bring me down here

#33671

i took extra care to make sure my pawns lined up the black squares so you couldn’t just move the queen and boom i lose

#33672

try it against me

#33673

white or black

#33674

you can be white, you’ll need it

#33675


i thought the person who went first had disadvantage or something

#33676

Soolit, when can you play?

#33677

In a minute

Might not be able to because I need to help finish up our garden and jank before it rains

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#33678

That was fast.

#33679

it turns out giving your enemy a bunch of turns to do whatever they want isnt a good defense

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