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#14548

the only moment science will ever go far is when some fucker inevitably uses CRISPR to make catgirls a thing

#14549

That will be the moment I eject myself into the orbit.

#14550

that will be the moment i cheer for humanity for the first time in my life

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#14551

Mad scientists be mad scientists.

#14552

so this is how liberty dies
with thunderous weebs

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#14553

Vulgard I thought you were better than this.

#14554

at least it would be funny
it feels like not much stuff is funny lately

#14555

my mood may or may not be below average on the daily this month generally speaking

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#14556

It would be funny until people would start to buy and sell catgirls like cattle.

Also I know this isn’t much, but I sincerely hope your days get better.

#14557

the day will come when i must call for catgirl rights
that is the day when sanity will die

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#14558

neo-slave trade
ah yes that just got even more depressing
but thanks :heart:

#14559

okay so premise I’ve come up with
sci-fi setting in which melee weapons are the only practical ones because the air is filled with an extremely volatile lifeform that absorbs massive kinetic energy and transforms it into vast electrical and kinetic energy, making guns more dangerous to the person who fires them than the person who they’re aimed at

#14560

the katana would become the minigun of that game

#14561

sieges are carried out by massive vaccuum blasts attempting to move the barrier of energy-absorbing lifeforms towards the opponent’s weaponry so the tiny pellet the gun eventually fires will destroy them rather than you

#14562

what did I come here to?

#14563

it is an extremely dangerous planet to live on and near-impossible to escape from, since attempting to leave the atmosphere would cause a thousand-year storm that would likely destroy all who remain on the planet

#14564

Avert your innocent eyes Wazza.

#14565

ici has an extremely imaginative mind

#14566

Also here Vulgard, have an uplifting photo of Messier 64 which took 5 minutes to resize.
https://i.imgur.com/7wIEMZV.jpg

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#14567

not just that, but the equivilant of mages in this setting are storm runners, who can travel with incredible speed by kicking against thin air