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#14568

they are masters of using the hostile environment to their advantage, able to move with incredible speed and precision despite the dangers inherrent to motion

#14569

If my eyes are innocent then I stg I don’t know if non-innocence exists.

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#14570

in real life i am the exact opposite of everything you described in that message

#14571

but yeah
i’m working on another novel right now
this is just something I’m keeping in mind

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#14572

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H8PXq3I0bsE

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#14573

I can’t decide if I’m happy I watched that or not

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#14574

only spies know the national anthem

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#14575

this is a universal law of national anthems
if you know more than the first verse of your country’s national anthem, you’re either up to something or a politician (i.e: up to something)

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#14576

oh say can you see
by the dawn’s early light
oh so proudly they hailed
…yeah i only know bits and pieces after that

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#14577

as such, the people of Ankh-Morpork, realising the second verse of the national anthem is pointless, have replaced the second verse of their national anthem with “nur nur nur nur” to the tune of the first verse

#14578

Can confirm

When testing for proof of citizenship for the US, they ask you what the national anthem is. If you remember more then one verse they know you are a liar.

#14579

Russian SPY

#14580

I know the full usa anthem

#14581

welcome to America friend

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#14582

spy

get em out of here

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#14583

probably a dirty communist

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#14584

okay you’re a spy
good to know

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#14585

smh my head

#14586

bold of you to assume i’m not a 13-year-old girl with a high pitched voice singing before a middle school basketball game

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#14587

i know past the first verse
but i can’t sing the song past the first verse because i don’t even remember the entire song that far