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#15890

with a time machine to go back before everything went wrong

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#15891

thank you for this idea geyde

#15892

@aliens please invade us :eyes:

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#15893

thought you said sponsorship

#15894

Oh, that was reaction to destroying the planet thing.

#15895

“What’s our plan?”
“We’re going to blow up that planet, and then invade it!”
“what”

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#15896

when I was little I used to fantasize about getting kidnapped by aliens :eyes::eyes::eyes:

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#15897

Aloens

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#15898

tinfoil: your shift key was never stolen, and you made this all up just for this pun

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#15899

you know those games where you battle enemies but by matching a certain amount of similar objects
and it always gives you 70 gifts so you basically can already clear half the game right after you start?
that but hentai

#15900

why do you want to be boxed in

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#15901

I guess you don’t know it, but my parents always denied that I’m human… :eyes: according to them I’m adopted from a planet, 32000 ly away

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#15902

“Amazing, this alien species was smart enough to make an spaceshift to go to try to invade another planet, yet is dumb enough to destroy the planet before invading”-another alien species

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#15903

I can make this so much worse.

@Alien-chan please invade me OwO.

I regret everything.
#15904

what happened next

#15905

He does shit like this all the time

He will take one of my shoes and put it in his room so i look everywhere for it

Or unplug my charger from the wall so i wonder why it isnt working

Hes a dick
But i love him

#15906

Broken Pop is objectively a bad idea
but its so bad i gotta make it

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#15907

I sadly was not kidnapped by aliens

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#15908

I technically exist
that’s a thing

#15909

Chloe I see what you did there.
Did you think I wouldn’t notice.

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