Postcount Sorting Machine
Neutral Special
Light Theme User (Passive) - You use light theme and do not care about the repercussions. All players you directly kill will flip with the entire text of their rolecard recolored to pure white.
Sort By Postcount (Day) - You can use this ability up to three times per day. Post a list of all the living players through the host. They will be sorted by postcount (top posters at the top, going all the way down to the lowest posters). By itself, the list does nothing.
Slankvig (Day) - Silently kill the lowest poster in broad daylight. (2-day cooldown)
Spamvig (Night) - Kill a player who is among the top five posters of the last day. If you are targeting exactly the top poster, the attack is completely unpreventable by any means. (2-night cooldown)
Postcount Scan (Night) - Choose a list from Sort By Postcount which was put in the thread during the last day. Choose one: Uninformed Majority or Informed Minority. Choose one: top half or bottom half.
At the end of the night, you will learn the exact percentage of Uninformed Majority or Informed Minority players within the top half or bottom half of the list (depending on your choices). You cannot make the exact same choice twice until you have used every combination at some point.
Eliminate all hyperposters and slankers. The host will determine which are which, and you may communicate with them to learn who you have yet to kill. You do not have to kill them directly. Upon fulfilling your win condition, you will leave the match.
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Silently kill in broad daylight is oxymoron (it should instead be ‘silently kill a player’)