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[Boss110]

@Magnus Who was the murderer?

[anon6348071]

@Magnus

4 attempts of 1st degree murder

“Attempts”

[Magnus]

I dunno why Hail tried to cover up who the officer was. You literally wrote their name in your paper.

[KyoDaz]

@KyoDaz

That Tess Ardent is definitely making the headlines as a famous Journalist anyway

LOOL

[Magnus]

Oh.
Jake.

[KyoDaz]

@Simon

nah court is a private thing cause press might not have access

@KyoDaz

I am the Press

I can’t breathe

[sulit]

This is great

[KyoDaz]

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

@Magnus

Tank Regulations - An Article by Tess Ardent

It is now legal for Tess Ardent to own a tank. Anybody who questions the possession of a tank is subject to termination.

(Article by Tess Ardent)

[sulit]

LMAO

[anon6348071]

@KyoDaz

I am the Press

Read it as Palpatine’s “I am the senate” and it’s 10/10

[KyoDaz]

@Shurian

AHAHAHA
Steals tank
Self-legalizes it

[KyoDaz]

@Magnus

Tess Ardent - Free from the corruption of the Police.

My name is Tess Ardent. I was recently subjected to an unlawful arrest and thrown in court. The court verdict was that I was guilty, however this is completely false. The Detective by the name of Detective Zachary shot out my tires and caused me to crash.

The judge ruled corruptly and I was sentenced to jail. But with YOUR help, we managed to take down these dictators and free me, Tess Ardent. I am the voice of the people. We must overthrow this government if they continue with such corrupt intent.

I would like to personally thank everyone who helped me avoid being detained.

Article by Tess Ardent

Here is more of my propaganda

[sulit]

Holdup I’m going to be Kyo for a second

I am PISSING myself

[Boss110]

There’s a lot of goldmine in escape room the first as well, pretty sure most of the stuff are done in the main thread that game so you can go read it while not missing much.

[KyoDaz]

@Magnus

Tessa Ardent, Flagrant Law Avoider

By: Thomas Paine

The recent decision from the courts was blatantly made a mockery of by the one the only Tessa Ardent. Claiming to be released by the people in an exclusive interview, she is now “going to take revenge”. For one, the verdict was handed down by a panel of judges, so the claim that the courts were corrupt is highly unlikely. Second of all this sets a dangerous president that public figures can skirt by the law with no consequences. This abuse of power and status from Tessa Ardent cannot go ignored! It’s frankly common sense to me

~Signed, Thomas Paine

Every single Article in that game just covered Tess Ardent
LOL

[sulit]

@Magnus

By: Thomas Paine

[Magnus]

Considering allowing newspaper stories in Humanity misc.

[KyoDaz]

@Magnus

A voice, amplified by a megaphone, came out.

“Hello there!”

Arma and Zach recognised the voice.

[KyoDaz]

@KyoDaz

“This is Tess Ardent needing a statement on the LATEST NEWS!”

[sulit]

Pleasedo