Marshals poetry punishment thread

Off-Topic (Thronepass)
#21

Beans beans the magical fruit

the more you eat the ṃ̵̌̍o̷̢̓̄r̸̤͙̉͐é̴̗ ̸̡̐d̴͈͍̍̐a̸̰͑̚r̷̻̺̕k̴͖̀̄n̷̜̥̓e̵͚̝̾̕s̴̠̥̀ş̸͈̈ ̶͙͐͘ṙ̷̤͒e̴̖̾i̷̟̊g̷̢̭̀͛n̶̡̠̓̅s̵̠͗ ̷̪͒̌o̷̢̐v̴̠̆͝é̸̻r̶̗̚ ̶̰̻̊t̷͚̦̍̏ḣ̵̠̼̾e̵̥͍̐ ̸̦̥͗̎w̷̙͎̿̏o̴̖͠r̶̜̼͂l̶̢̺̈́d̶̫͓̀
̸̪̃͑͜
̵̡͌͗ḫ̸͚̍̇a̶̻̠̾̏i̶̞͓̐͐l̸̎ͅ ̴͚̻̂s̸̛̬̓a̵̦̓t̴̫̲͒a̸̝͔͐n̵̘͙̈́
̵͚̭͐t̶̘̫̆̾r̶̘͊̏ư̴̧͋s̷̤̥̽t̵̢̏ ̷̺̝͝ń̷̢͎͋o̷̗͔͑b̴̨͋͒ò̴̪̻͒d̵̡̘̿͊ỵ̵̬̎̆

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#22

ish

#23

Roses are red.
Violets are violet.
This planes going down,
And I’m the pilot.

This took me a whole 10 seconds to think off.

#24

now goodnight you cool people and Arete.

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#25

Okay

One line of grammatically correct, sensical Latin poetry in any standard Latin meter

and no it doesn’t count if you steal it from an extant Latin poem

#26

salve!

tu es stultus

camelopardalis

vale

#27

this is the extent of what i remember from latin

#28

I was about to say that that really didn’t look like a standard meter

#29

They don’t :stuck_out_tongue:

#30

oh orange you wound me a thousand times over

#31

And I’d do it a thousand times more

#32

oh eat a dick

#33

:kissing_heart:

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#34

Not a chance

#35

ily2 orangee

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#36

@Marshal
sonnet
bitchboi

#37

@Marshal

Write a poem about this ferret:

image

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#38

Poems coming in an hour or 2

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#39

ahem

#40

Let me get on pc

Like 30 mins