Marshals poetry punishment thread

Arete is a nerd
I happen to be one too

On-request poetry
I will be an uncooperative as possible

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@Arete

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Do not post this poem;
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Marshal punishes poets,
And that is true.

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Please write a sestina on why faking redchecks on other townies as town is bad and you shouldn’t do it

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sestina

write a sonnet about me and arete AS SOMEONE ISNT DOING IT
@Arete
>:( >:( >:(

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I’M SORRY AMI

SOMETIMES I DONT THINK YOU EVEN LOVE ME
>:(

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Now i have to apologize to Arete
i made a mistake, it is what it Is
I should not have done this
and i learned a lesson that is heard around forums
a test that might seem like the best and biggest
that actually makes you a Nerd

Now why does this make you a nerd
And what did i do to arete
What did i do to the nerd who is biggest?
i’ll tell you what it is
I faked that i was told by the forums
That arete was wolf, and i said this

Now why marshal why would you do this
If you are wrong you’ll look by a nerd
Well faking a peek from the forums
Is never well thought-out(sorry arete)
I mean really, it never is.
It’s a hair brained plan from a child or man who wants to be praised the biggest

Now out of mistakes my plan was one of the biggest
I now know that i really shouldn’t do this
I know the travesty faking red checks is
And i won’t make that mistake again like a nerd
All thanks to poor punching bag that was arete
And the disappointed voices of the players of the forums

I will take this knowledge to other forums
In my search to be the best and the biggest
All thanks to the poor punching bag that was arete
I will advise others not to do this
To not look like a fool or a nerd
And what a proper reactiontest is

Now many wonder what a sestina is
https://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Sestina(here you go forums)
Writing this made me feel like a nerd
But with arete around i’ll never be the biggest
You have no idea how much i hated this
kindly go fuck yourself @Arete

Now idk wtf an envoi is
it’s a line(but clearly not the biggest)

But im done and i like how i ended so im going to unsatisfyingly break the foramat hehe

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I’m glad to see you’ve finally accepted yourself :upside_down_face:

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Everyone at the surrounding tables is probably confused about why I just burst out into a fit if laughter :orange_heart:

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my parents are probably confused why im crying a broken man after having to write poetry for an internet stranger

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wheres my sonnet bitch boy

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its coming bitch girl

however iambic pentameter is off the table

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then its not a realsonnet
iambic pentameter or i expose your toe pics

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goddamnit its so fucking hard

i can’t do this reeeeeeeeee

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Poem about beans

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Marshal you know Latin right