Ok all I need to know where we dropping?
Oh right. @Marcus_Doodalee @Isaac_Gonzalez @Emilia. GET IN SOMEWHERE. Don’t get cold feet about the possibility of being eaten by neon pink sharks.
Well well well. We’re finally fucking reaching a conclusion.
Let’s see…
Graveyard
- Orangeandblack5, H_Hjasik, Isaac, Marcus
Well, you guys are fucked. On the plus side, you managed to briefly get outside! On the downside, above the graveyard is an army of pufferfish that have been delicately been painted neon pink; and specially bred to attack as soon as they see pink. Goodbye, idiots.
Locked - Meteoro
You jumped into my bathroom and locked the door behind you. Wise choice. The shower will place a few surgically placed squirts exactly where you don’t want them to, but you’ll live.
Spite - Datbird
This door leads to freedom! Congratulations! It also happens to include a bucket of cicada pheremones above the door. And the cicadas will start to breed in about 12 days. And this mansion is near the largest cicada colony there is. And the pheremones are now over you so strongly that you’ll never wash the scent away. Haaaave fun with that.
Unity - MaximusPrime
This room also leads to freedom, however it has legally taken away Maximus’ right to vote and replaced it so he will always vote for the current government’s party. Because national unity must be kept.
Boy, making rooms that enforce shitty legal contracts on people is GREAT!
Meteoro and MaximusPrime definitely win. (Neither of them had any keys.). And Datbird probably fucking won, I don’t know. It depends if you count an army of insects trying to have sex with you every 7 years as a victory. Anyway, clap clap clap, get out of my house, never come back.
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