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A quick note about Minority Rule theory and how I will play this game. Note that the arguments and facts presented here are indisputable, and that I will not engage in arguments about them, because those arguments are you wasting everyone else’s time about meta that is well and comprehensively established. Go make reads so we can read you.
I’ve reflected on my role and realized that there is a GTO play for me in this game, and therefore I am compelled to pursue it. I am going to brute force my clearness immediately upon the opening of the thread.
I am hard-claiming, and I will never be rescinding. I AM RNGING MY CHOICE. When it becomes prudent I will provide my room selection.
Benefits:
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I will survive tonight: I do not believe the majority is able to kill me tonight, because it is so objectively unlikely that I would ever choose the majority room. I believe that this decision reduces the importance of the seer cover to be provided by all of you to the point of it being negligible. The wolves have already been outplayed, as it were.
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I’m lock clear: All of you already know I’m lock clear, because it is so objectively unlikely that I would do this as a wolf. You know this for at least two reasons. First, this is the easiest, lowest-stress, lowest-demand game to wolf in that I’ve ever played in (except for turbos). I have no need to complicate my life, as a wolf, by open-claiming on thread open, when all Ihave to do is provide like a C-level wolf game to probably win. This is the rare instance where you literally [i]know[i] that I have a billion other options as a wolf, AND that I would pursue probably ALL of
them before pursuing this. Second, I engage in FPS exceedingly rarely, which necessarily means that I know that this will look WEIRD and SHOCKING to you. There is no merit to a wolf play that instantly generates WEIRD and SHOCKED responses that I would be obligated to finesse and manage for the remainder of the game. As a villager, which I am, the burden is totally on you to not **** up and elim me. Makes my life super awesome. -
There are only 11 players you need to try to read, rather than 12: I have already provided a “free” peek of me in a game with a mere 13 players. Our win equity is dramatically improved by my being entirely off the table for the entire game.
Conclusion:
The burden of sound reasoning is now entirely upon you. I am the seer, and thus a villager, and thus lock clear. The game is immediately simpler than it would otherwise have been, because of my decision. Now, let us enjoy that benefit and win the game.
Also, to preempt a lengthy and pointless discussion.
It is NOT dumb to ponder this post and convince yourself of its wisdom. That is your obligation as a villager, and I encourage you to think it over for as long as it takes to quell your (initially valid but ultimately unnecessary) concerns.
It IS dumb to, AFTER doing that pondering, conclude that I’m “neutral” or “wolfy.” That is legitimately stupid, and I won’t entertain it. ONE of the reasons it is a stupid conclusion is that the upside of this play as a wolf is absolutely DWARFED by the upside of this play as a villager. There is no equivalency between the EV gain for wolf-me in this position and villager-me in this position. They’re universes apart. That means I wouldn’t DO the poorer option of the two (by extension, wolf-me also wouldn’t BELIEVE that I could convince the entire game of the truth of these assertions for the entire game, which as an end-game wolf I would have to believe if this strategem were to be worth pursuing). A SECOND reason that conclusion is stupid is that the EV bonus of oding this as a wolf is COMPLETELY DWARFED by me baseline wolf EV anyway. Anything that complicates my wolfing life is RIDICULOUSLY stupid for me to do, given that my wolfing life is ALREADY one of the smoothest, highest expectation wolfing lives in WW history anyway. A THIRD reason that conclusion is stupid is that you would probably have to worry about being EXPLOITED by this gambit in order to get there. However, I have NEVER engaged in this, or any similar, gambit in my entire career, meaning that if there IS exploitation to be had with this play, it is in FUTURE GAMES, not this game. For these reasons, pressuring me is extremely wolfy and should not be engaged in by any villager, ever, in this game. There will be no less productive pursuit than that in this game.
Sucks for the rooms when meta is wielded this brutally, but my allegiance is plain and my strategy perfect. Get #rekt.
Gotcha.
Not really done it myself except once for like an hour.
Seems interesting
Are they from another forum or is this some Discord person that has a different name here
they are from another forum and are uninspired dedicated enough to choose the same username and avatar
Pigeon has read 13 days worth of games and still hasn’t played a single fm game in his entire life
it scares me
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This is a room. Or is it? How do you know if this room is as innocent as it seems? The truth is, you don’t, because rooms are never innocent. They are a part of a greater conspiracy that we have been trying to uncover since the Ronald Reagan Administration of 1980, but we have always come up empty handed. We struggle to find their true intentions due to their ultimate secrecy, concealed in plain sight. Don’t be fooled by their harmless appearance. You never know what inhuman thoughts are going on inside their sentient minds. They have an insatiable hunger, fueled by a ravenous desire for instant gratification of their primal instincts for bloodlust. Do you really your room stays the same once you chosen it? Don’t be a fool. How many hours a day do you surveil your room? Because as soon as you look away, their master plan progresses further. Unbeknownst to many, rooms are capable of movement, and what they can do in the time you aren’t looking at them is unpredictable. What do you think that sound was while you were sleeping m? No, it wasn’t the birds. It was your room choice. While your fragile mind was distracted, your room changed its abilities. How did it do this? We don’t know. Most people have never seen a room carry out their nefarious plans, and the few who have almost never lived to tell the tale. Maybe they have been going through your contacts and leaving them on read, selling your number to every existing telemarketer in France, or returning fraudulent tax forms to the IRS under your name to frame you for tax evasion. But these are just the least malicious examples. Rooms are unpredictable. They are a public enemy and menace to society. What they will do next cannot be known or prevented. Do you really think the Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty of 1991 between the United States and Soviet Union was about nuclear disarmament? Of course not. Both SALT I and SALT II were mere coverups of secretive negotiations between the nations regarding the containment of rooms, and we all know what happened to one of the two. No one can save you now. Why do you think Richard Nixon visited the People’s Republic of China in 1972? Does your feeble mind really believe that Ping Pong Diplomacy was as simple as a few ping pong matches? Any sane person would know that the ping pong players were mere guises, and what was actually happening was a series of covert intelligence exchanges on the rising threat of rooms without alarming the public. Now you know the truth. You can only grasp at the thin strands of time left we have on this earth before the rooms complete their masterplan, and every second that passes, every action you take, every thought you have brings them closer. When you go to your room, do you think your room is complying to your demands? Is it just letting you have your fun? No. Every time you go to your room, your room gets to know you better, and not in a friendly way. It keeps track of your behavior. Your beliefs. Your values. It knows where you are at all times because it knows where you are not. It knows what you are doing at all times because it knows what you are not doing. It knows what you are thinking at all times because it knows what you are not thinking. It knows your greatest fears and weaknesses. Do not be tricked by the room simple appearance. They are known to rely on the cruelest forms of psychological warfare, whittling down your morale over time no matter how long it takes. Was the 1983 Soviet Nuclear False Alarm really caused by malfunctioning systems? Or was it an early attempt by room to induce mutually assured destruction of humanity by nuclear war? Your simple mind is always following the doomed path your room has already determined, and there is no way to escape it. As we await the inevitable fate that the room mafia has already decided, it is best to appease your room and make sure you are on good terms with it, for the room mafia is inevitable.
Hi thread!
I will hereby be communicating via email formatting.
Thanks for understanding!
sulit
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