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#1303

now, i know what you’re thinking
this team looks so much worse than all the other teams in the playoffs
your assessment would be correct

#1304

engage her by signing up for cocktower instead

#1305

armored cards and tanks and guns
came to take away our sons

#1306

not a huge fan of men tbh

#1307

yes me and ici are ruining the thread

how did you know?

#1308

cringe

#1309

now that theres two in a row im vaguely doubting the full unintentionality of them

#1310

Their path to the playoffs was ensured by their Late To The Party modification, which caused them to overperform in the last 33 games of the Season, allowing them to cinch the playoffs despite only being an average-tier team.

#1311
#1312

I have a bad idea

#1313

I, too, have a bad idea

#1314

it is scientifically proven that men are more attractive than women

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#1316

Feel free to direct the questions to someone with >1 braincell

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Finally, we have the Baltimore Crabs.

#1318

Now, you may react to this with “WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN”. This is… a sensible reaction, I suppose?

#1319

McBlase is quite the surname

#1320

I don’t think he’s the only McBlase

iirc the Moist Talkers have one too

#1321

Firstly, the Crabs’ modifications.

  • The first one is Carcinisation, an effect which means that whenever the Crabs activate a Black Hole, in addition to removing one of their opponents’ wins from existence, they also steal their opponents’ best hitter for the remainder of the game, allowing them to not only remove an opponents’ win but potentially gain one themselves.
  • The second one is The Fourth Strike, whcih means that they take an extra Strike to bat one of them out. This naturally sounds busted, right?
#1322

what about Loser