[Misc] Airlock (Aliens Win)

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#2402

Apprentice?

#2403

Autocorrected.

#2404

I meant this.

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#2405

reminder that between the armed humans, the swarm of aliens, and the literal fucking PREDATOR
a random cat is still the most dangerous creature on the ship

ā€¦maybe the computer loses its shit whenever it finds the pet for a reason

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#2406

Maybe because itā€™s coded to respond to humanoids.

#2407

cats are definitely not humanoid

#2408

Nya~ Senpai-Kun, I am a Neko.
But arenā€™t I your pet? uwu

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#2409

this makes the computer instantly airlocking pet with the highest priority unstoppably a lot more realistic

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#2410

Maybe because the computer thinks the pet is alien.

#2411

then why couldnā€™t it just find the actual aliens

#2412

Because they look human.
Same reason we canā€™t just look at each other and know whoā€™s alien.

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#2413

Thatā€™s obvious, the computer isnā€™t programmed to recognise aliens.

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#2414

cats are like
normal every day things
just 'cause thereā€™s some aliens on your ship doesnā€™t mean you need to felicette me

#2415

Maybe the aliens look like cats, then.

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#2416

i think the predator looks more like the predator

#2417

And what does that look like?

#2418

youā€™ve never seen The Predator?

#2419

Donā€™t think so, no.

#2420

image

#2421

Huh.