Boss can you please list all my flaws? I need to get gud at Magnusโs miscโs.
you managed to piss off 99% of a city to point of rebellion
even donald trumpโs approval ratings arenโt that low
I assume Magnus will just DM us?
Yeah he will.
- You are not me.
- You are Hail.
- You donโt get in a fight with Simon every minute.
- You are not Simon.
- All of the above.
Other than that you are good.
hey boss
remember that time i committed triple murder unarmed simply because i didnโt want you to see my abilities
I actually have no fighting experience so you would win in a gun fight. If I for some reason decided to use a gun, that is.
fighting isnโt really that hard
all you have to do is grab the enemyโs elbow and arm
and make it bend in ways it should not
basically
making things bend ways they shouldnโt bend is winning 101
To be honest the thing that letโs me down more often than not is the fricking dice rolls. Except for those 2 times where it took me 150 messages to kill one guard OR when I unloaded a tranquilliser gun mid-fightโฆ that was just sheer stupidity.
meanwhile
italy kills three armed soldiers in the span of about ten ingame seconds
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Magnus might kill me so remember my sacrifice.
Itโs 10pm and Iโm still hereโฆ I have no regrets.
how hard is it to just kill a man hail
my fight went something like this
pull out knife
sneak up on enemies
stab one
immediately rush the other, nearby one
take his gun and immediately unload it into the last one
everyone is dead
and i didnโt even use my color
Colours isnโt where my fighting skills let me downโฆ G O D C A R D
(How tf did isnโt autocorrect to spiders.)
why are you fighting spiders
I legit donโt know how isnโt autocorrected to spiders.
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meth
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