[MISC] Superfight - Round 6, Phase 2 - CANNED

not gonna question this.

/vote light @EliThePsycho

That’s, quite simply, incorrect. The range of an average sharpshooter is 600-1200m. And I’m an elite sharpshooter. However, sure, let’s say I’m average. A t-rex could run at 45 miles per hour. This is roughly twenty meters per second. So, at the absolute bare minimum , it would take a t-rex 30 seconds to even get close to me. And that assumes it could find me, first. However, I have the best silencer that money can buy, as well.
Here’s a quote: ā€œOne of T. rex’s unique abilities was its hypersensitive hearing. A bone in its inner ear, the cochlea, was remarkably long. And in animals alive today, that specialization is associated with the ability to hear low frequency sounds well.ā€ It doesn’t matter if it can hear low-frequency sounds, as a gunshot is not a low-frequency sound, even at the very, very low chance it could hear it, while it has been suppressed, from anywhere between two fifths of a mile to multiple miles away. Again, it will take them at least 30 seconds to get near me, and even then, I could just… retreat to further away. Furthermore , t. rexes are much larger than humans, so I could really move even further away whilst still being accurate enough to kill. I don’t even need to kill with the first bullet. I could just wound, or I could even just miss and shoot again. If a t-rex even attempts to follow me through the portal - first off, it’s incredibly unlikely that it could even fit. However, even if it could that would still work to my advantage as, due to their size and body mass concentration, they would not be able to move through very quickly. So, I could easily just wait until they were halfway through, fire a new portal of the same color, and woops! That t-rex just got fucking chopped in half!

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without context that is absolutely hilarious, you’re right

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in fact
even with context it’s hilarious
im utterly brilliant

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This game is a big meme

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/vote light the dinos wouldn’t stand a chance

it’s just no contest, t-rexes might hunt by sound, but uh with a portal gun it would be easy to get away from the dinos no problem and use their own weapons against them

If you have both a sniper rifle and a portal gun, don’t you have to actually take the time to swap what you’re holding every time you fire? Sniper rifles take two hands to hold, at the very least.

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yes, just fire from a distance and use the portal gun to escape before the dinos reach you

Not every time I fire, just whenever I need to teleport. Which, if I’m being incredibly safe, is about every two minutes or so, or about 30 t-rexes

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Idk how far apart they start lol
I’d assume that the sharpshooter could just fire some portals first to distance himself, though, and then snipe while waiting for the dinos to catch up?

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Indeed

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys bad guys and explosions
as far as the eye can see

I’m pretty convinced of the winner here lol
Cards are very broken but also very funny

/vote Light @EliThePsycho

Got very lucky with the portal gun ye

And the invisibility cloak which almost isn’t even relevant

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I was planning ahead

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In just about any other case that isn’t 50 t-rexes, being an invisible sharpshooter would already net you a win