[Misc] The Apprentice - CANNED

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#401

I see I’m ready to go

#402

Actually, it’s two, not one.

#403

Let’s us meet at the other side of the world then.

#404

An artist must have been hired to draw their logo, they’re cheating. That’s why you should vote ours.

#405

Nah squid did it

#406

Ours is clearly handdrawn by the one and only Emilia as you can see the watermarks left on it.

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#407

It’s not about the effort, it’s about effectiveness.

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#408

Ours is clearly effective in getting the message out that we’re a bunch of frauds.

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#409

If you’re so democratic you won’t mind losing this vote would you

#410

Squid is clearly using plaugurised work from an artist.
I’m pressing charges. My lawyers will have a laugh at this.

@Shurian you’re hired
#411

I would like to press the charges that the business, known as ‘Democracy’, blatantly created that logo to slander + defame us.
Why you ask? Well, it’s clear. It’s so much better than ours it drives our customers away with defamation.
Their intent was obviously to rob the rival company, not to bolster their own sales.

#412

Objection slander is spoken and not a word has been spoken

#413

Who were my lawyers in Clown Fiesta again? They were decent.
I want them hired as well. And who was the lawyer that managed to get me away with driving a car into a bunch of people? That was Shurian right.

#414

Wait objection theirs no charges to press no crime has been committed based on the accusations

#415

I would like to rescind the claim of slander and instead press charges with the claim of libel.

#416

Objection that’s not a crime theirs no charges to be pressed

#417

@DatBird You were my lawyer in Clown Fiesta, you nearly got me away with unloading into Magnus, help
@Shurian You managed to help me get away with driving a car + tank, help

#418

I’m filing a lawsuit for libel.
That is most definitely a crime.

#419

Are you a qualified legal professional?

#420

This is a civil matter, not a criminal matter. It is not a crime but instead a tort