[Misc] The Apprentice - CANNED

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#461

All of you are sentence for war crime for not replying “wholesome 100” to KeanuChungus.

#462

Kyo is scared

#463

I used to drink milk from the bag (using straw obviously) until the school decided to upgrade it to box.

#464

italy is a quality neutral 3rd party

#465

I think kyo dipped

#466

well that makes my job easier

#467

There most definitely has been. You attempted to claim that libel is not possible to file a lawsuit over.

#468

No I said you can’t press charges because libel isnt a crime

#469

And you, being on a legal team, I’d hope is qualified in law
Therefore that was downright lies and obstruction of justice

#470

There has been defamation damages. The defamation has clearly lowered our vote count, and, as a result, we suffer a higher chance of losing the voting.
That is precisely why I am sueing “Democracy” and wish our company “69.420” to be reimbursed with the result forcefully turning over as a 69.420 win.

#471

Okay go ahead and prove defamation

#472

what happens if this thing ends in a perfect tie?
Lol

#473

I’m holding onto my vote for that reason :wink:

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#474

Pog

#475

I wish to sue for Marshal’s vote because of their defamation.

#476

i’ve played pheonix wright
i’ll make a great judge

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#477

go for it

#478

I would like to suggest Italy as the non-biased judge.

#479

let’s see…
ah yes
number one rule
“believe everything, even the most absurd bullshit and always let the witness change their testimony four times in a row because they keep getting called out for it”

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#480

wait @Arete be the judge I dont trust italy