Okay I’m gonna be honest, I ONLY want to restrain TL but I don’t trust any of you, you all are very bloodthirsty
i’m not trying to murder TL
i’m just encouraging everyone else to do so
And why? Because you like murder?
my motives are beyond your understanding
You have a psychotic axe-wielding nut as your own personal bodyguard-slash-mercenary-slash-hitwoman, enjoy it.
but yes because murder is fun and funny
I’m just glad you aren’t my enemy lol
can we trade axe for sword?
Axes fit my personality better.
I am simply a tool, young master.
you’re mean fine then
alice has a point
you can’t have “axe maniac” without axe
This is honestly a nice dynamic
we have napoleon, who just b trying to get out
We have alice, who will eliminate anything that harms napoleon (which, to her, seems to be just about anything that moves)
we have me, saying “Alice no”
there is italy, saying “Alice yes”
alice yes
Alice maybe
I didn’t ask to be involved in this fiesta >:(
You didn’t seem so enthusiastic when she held a knife up your throat
Also guys I want to find TL, but you need to convince me you wouldn’t just brutally murder TL as soon as we find him.
you think i’d let someone take me by surprise twice?
Sure, I’ll just gently murder him instead.