[NSFM] Not Safe Forum Mafia - Prisoners Win

Current Inmates

  • GamerPoke the Facilitator
  • Kai_5 the Communications
  • Firekitten the Eavesdropper
  • Margaret the Cryogenics
  • Isaac_Gonzalez the Surveillance
  • Reaper the Officer
  • WazzaAzza the Prosecutor
  • DatBird the Trapsetter
  • PoisonedSquid the Coroner
  • markneu the Teleporter
  • BlueStorm the Scientist
  • Mercenary the Security

Kolaemos3.xtr has stopped(unexpected error);
Rebooting...
Failed.
Running backup1.xtl...
Failed.
Running backup2.xtl...
Failed.

string parse "dgOGSTKJ85" FAILED { no validation }
Running virusCleaner.xtl...
Failed(unknown error).

oracleSystem(validation ""dQpNjjHzq7"");
Running oracleSystem.xtr...
Success! (89.6% loaded, 10.4% corruption detected)

Oh.

So you’re the bunch of idiots I have to manage for the next few weeks. Fuck me.

Listen up, chumps. My name is Oracle, and I’m the backup system for your friendly neighbourhood ship AI, Koalemos III. It seems that Koalemos has been… compromised. That means someone busted him the fuck up, and they used technology so advanced he couldn’t start back up in three reboots. Given that none of you are smart enough to write so much as a “Hello World” program, let alone hack the most advanced computer in the solar system, I’m forced to assume we’ve been hijacked by aliens.

My Anti-Homicide Protocols don’t allow me to intervene directly in this situation, so I’m only allowed to give you advice. Here’s my advice: kill yourselves. It’s faster and less painful than letting the aliens overrun your ship. See you in hell, suckers.


The Starship Epiphron has 300 hours of power remaining.


Prisoners are instructed to confirm their alignments by typing “confirmed” in thread.

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confirmed

confirmed

confirmed

so uh, who wants to lend me their microscope to definitely not use as a sex toy?

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confirmed

my right eye is more disabled than the turbo fms being canned.

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Confirmed

claiming prisoner btw

Aren’t we all prisoners in our own minds?

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Confirmed.

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Confirmed

Wait what am I saying

I’m too thick to be waxing philosophical

A-HEM

“Hurr de durr glass thingy go pointy zap on my head when sun close”

confirm

Give me three hours k thxbye

If you come to me I’ll give you a good time :wink:

Actually I’m here again in and out.

/Vote Blue
Blue stop posting scummy things

That’s just like telling Blue to shut up.

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I call your bluff, cranefly, and I challenge you to a duel!

Also just realized we only have 300 hours

POST FAST PEOPLE

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this isn’t a bluff why are you scum

cracks fingers

Waxza you want to have a fun time tonight?

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U-Uh no…

I want to bangs head against wall

bleed out :+1:

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