Arete, the fact that it’s dumb is what makes me doubt it. The only other role that is somewhat dumb is Chloe’s special darkvote, but even that is not this level dumb.
I am not saying I scumread you, nor am I specifically encouraging you to be D4’s exe either. I am saying that -despite having a correct feedback regarding Derps- I find it very hard to believe that your role exists.