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OI MATE ILL FITE YA ONE ON ONE YA HEAR MATE
don’t ask me how i know that
alright, let’s settle this democratically
- Arete is correct about the spelling of ‘Troiae’
- Kai is wrong about the spelling of ‘Troiae’
0 voters
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Little Timmy
Nerf Gun expert
Gender: Nerf or n… Male
Height: 4’11
Weight: 90 pounds
Appearance: Little Timmy looks around 10 years old. He is always smiling, has messy blond hair, and eyes that look… devoid of emotion. Completely black.
Firearm of choice: Handgun disguised as a nerf gun
Backstory: Little Timmy loved his school-wide nerf gun fights. He was very good and always was the last one standing. He had one nerf gun that he always used, and his small stature and quickness made him hard to shoot and hard to see coming. One day, he lost his favorite nerf gun so decided to use the one in his dad’s safe instead. This “nerf” gun was way louder and didn’t use regular nerf bullets. After hitting a few of his classmates, everybody screamed and tried to flee. But little timmy was a good shot. He killed all of them before they could leave the door. 16 classmates! A personal best! He was the last one standing. But Mr H. didn’t get up and congratulate him on the win this time. He just laid there. Staring into space with a weird red goo dripping from his skull.
Fools
Its obviously Troy
Sergei Kutemberbacth
Doctor/Scientist
Gender: Male
Height: 165cm
Weight: 62kg
Appearance:
Firearm of choice: Chemical Thrower
Backstory: Known for his efficiency and brutality in the construcution of weapons of mass destruction. Lack of real moral restraints led to his involvement in the conflict.
Small man hmm
arma virumque cano troy qui primus ab oris
we are using the language of sex criminals
latin
I just flexed on all of america
Wait a mother fucking second
All the other kids
It bothers me to say this in my head because the meter is wrONG
STOP SENDING KIDS INTO WAR
Aaaaaaa
italam fato profugus Laviniaque venit
he just thinks its a nerf fight nerd
we aren’t in africa
jeez