[RP] So it Seems {SignUps}

Who even looks at pfp background lol

it’s the best worst thing I found on the internet

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the spammed the tanks through the ardennes by no clipping through it like the cheaters they are

should’ve blj’d in order to get all the way to Britain in 12 hours

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operation sea blj

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America being involved in the war is the equivalent of gbj

i’m not kinda motivated to work on my characters now

they will man the Queen Fanzer

Tank not included*

no the Queen Leopard

I WILL HAVE MY BLITZKREIG GODDAMNIT

sad german noises

…alright, summon me back when the thread isn’t talking about Nazis anymore :eyes:

i’m tired
i’m going to fucking make shitty ww2 jokes

you can’t escape

Mr. Forshken

School Teacher / Shotgun enthusiast

Gender: Male
Height: 2.0574 Meters
Weight: 69 Kilos
Appearance: A very tall, middle aged, tired man. Clear stress lines. Kind green eyes.
Firearm of choice: Break-action shotgun.
Backstory: Todd Forshken has always wanted more from life. He thought he could put up with kindergarten students when he was young and naive. He clearly lacked the mental strength to do so. He only stays in his line of work for a steady salary and the hope of retirement. He does, however, have a very interesting hobby. He lives and breathes shotguns. He owns many shotguns. He loves buying and shooting shotguns, just like his father Jeremy Forshken and the Forshkens before him. It’s what keeps him sane.

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“Um. Sire, we have another report on our hands.”

“Gah, what is it now…”
“This man is saying he applied and needed clearance to access our base… but he’s certified mentally ill.”

“The heck? What on blistering barnacles are you on?”
“You see, he breathes shotguns.”

“You’re fired, I demand a new secretary.”

its an expression nerd

Fify

And
This is accepted. Damned secretary.

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Mr. Foreskin

shh

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Welp I probably ruined whoever read that’s day