SFoL:59 Anarchy [10\15] -A Dumpster Fire By Any Definition-Blue Dragon and Unpersoned Victory

should have sold ■■■■ed blood
vampires love the taste of that

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And I even get their rolecard if you do :eyes:

god i have to get around to playing DnD or something like it some day
this bullshit sounds hillarious in the most overdramatic way possible
i love theatrics that can take themselves semi-seriously despite being completely ridiculous

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but
rocks fall

it’s great when you manage to roll a nat 20 doing something completely stupid and watch it all unfold
and remember, with a high enough charisma stat, “are you sure” becomes “Must you?”

warforged can get 19 AC at level one lmaoo

mimmaxing scum smh

actually 20 if they have enough dex

the only valid use of minmaxing is to maximise ground speed so you can run at 3,000 miles per hour if you gather specific treasures from across the map

fighter
chain armor
shield
have enough for +2 in dex
20 ac
if you pick defense fighting style you get 21 AC

Just wait until a nat20 is rolled and you get wiped off the face of the earth

again, mimaxing is for losers, not for Real Gamers™

do you even need 21 AC
you’re already basically untouchable if you have an AC of 20

even I know that

it’s funny

war forged cavalier fighter that rides a camel for his mount
it’s amazing

character concept: a character who has multiclassed enough that it looks like they’re minmaxing, but they’re actually a really shitty character who has not minmaxed in the slightest

like they’ve trained all their life to be the most powerful being in the multiverse, following the footsteps of the great Warlock/Ranger/Fighter/Monks, but they’re totally ineffective at it, and also a complete idiot

https://youtu.be/4ZCIh_3b5K8

Eberron Warforged can very easily get 21 AC at level 1