nice merc soft
my point is, if you scumread me and you’re really sure i’m a wolf, why are you holding your vote?
you tried to do that to Marl in NUF 2 and kept saying he was wolfy but then TMI’d him town at the last minute for towncred
This is a good point. However we still come back to my main point: That’s, quite simply, incorrect. The range of an average sharpshooter is 600-1200m. And I’m an elite sharpshooter. However, sure, let’s say I’m average. A t-rex could run at 45 miles per hour. This is roughly twenty meters per second. So, at the absolute bare minimum , it would take a t-rex 30 seconds to even get close to me. And that assumes it could find me, first. However, I have the best silencer that money can buy, as well.
Here’s a quote: “One of T. rex’s unique abilities was its hypersensitive hearing. A bone in its inner ear, the cochlea, was remarkably long. And in animals alive today, that specialization is associated with the ability to hear low frequency sounds well.” It doesn’t matter if it can hear low-frequency sounds, as a gunshot is not a low-frequency sound, even at the very, very low chance it could hear it, while it has been suppressed, from anywhere between two fifths of a mile to multiple miles away. Again, it will take them at least 30 seconds to get near me, and even then, I could just… retreat to further away. Furthermore , t. rexes are much larger than humans, so I could really move even further away whilst still being accurate enough to kill. I don’t even need to kill with the first bullet. I could just wound, or I could even just miss and shoot again. If a t-rex even attempts to follow me through the portal - first off, it’s incredibly unlikely that it could even fit. However, even if it could that would still work to my advantage as, due to their size and body mass concentration, they would not be able to move through very quickly. So, I could easily just wait until they were halfway through, fire a new portal of the same color, and woops! That t-rex just got fucking chopped in half!
Moving this into human terms
Even assuming that he is some sort of magical marshmallow person(?), only his top half is a marshmallow. I could easily just disable his lower body. He now can no longer move because his lower half is a Vampire Slayer and not a marshmallow, and this is assuming I can’t damage his upper half with bullets or something I guess… like his entire upper half is just… marshmallow… but he can still move and have a brain and stuff.
We go back to the sheer distance aspect. Even if we’re back at the bare minimum of my range, 600 meters, that’s still incredibly far away. The fastest humans can sprint at 28 miles per hour, which is about 10 meters per second. On top of that, he has a hostage, yes? So, even if we’re assuming he is the peak of humanity, has infinite stamina, and isn’t at all hindered by the hostage he’s holding, it would still take him at least a minute to get close to me, and that’s assuming I’m at the bare minimum of my range. I would have been able to disable his legs at multiple points at this point in time. But, if we go back to logical occurrences, he probably wouldn’t be moving more than half a meter per second if he’s keeping the hostage steady. But, for fun, let’s say he can move at two meters per second (6.56168 feet per second). That’s still 5 minutes before he even gets near me, and all I need is a single opening. Even if he gets close, I can just teleport away. And, if he ever decides to drop the hostage to increase his movement speed, I can take him out with absolutely no worries. And this is assuming that the hostage isn’t struggling. If the hostage is struggling, then this becomes even easier for me to find an opening. All I need is to land a single shot to severely cripple the marshmallow man, and after that, it’s an easy win. There becomes no way for him to get even near me, and I can just pepper his body with shots all I want until either: his body bleeds out, or there is nothing left of him to bleed.
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I’m voting Eli because we’re approximately 22 hours into the day
That’s not very nice, Wind boop
according to wazza im voting both eli AND gorta, and i suppose she can ignore me correcting her twice