The Monkey's Paw

Off-Topic (Thronepass)
#182

(I’m cursed now lol)

#183

Granted, but not before some idiot wished the monkey paw was fireproof.

I wished the monkey paw wasn’t fire proof

#184

I’m trying to destroy it too.

#185

yeah someone wished it was fire proof tho

#186

the butterfly effect man it’s real

#187

Granted :smiling_imp:
But… the fireplace burnt out, ceasing the flame.

#188

Try not to make any more wishes!

can you link me?
#189

/Gets some firewood

#190

I’m sorry, I had to make one wish.
I wish…

#191

I wish I had a friendly Pokémon, a Pikachu in particular, that belongs to me and is at full health and won’t kill anyone else and acts exactly like the Pikachu from the games — not Ash’s Pikachu, that one hated him at first — and could understand me and be useful right now.

#192

Granted.
But it Lightning Bolts @Kirefitten and anyone else who comes close.

#193

Oof.
/Grabs the Monkey’s Paw.

In the name of the Forums :i42:

#194

Tries to remember. I can’t remember how the Monkey’s Paw was made, i think a priest? Damn, I wish I remembered!

#195

Oof.

#196

Granted, but you forgot your name.

#197

It had a spell put on it by an old fakir. A very holy man. He wanted to show that fate ruled people’s lives, and that those who interfered with it did so to their sorrow. He put a spell on it so that three separate men could each have three wishes from it.

#198

That’s the quote.

#199

I’m taking control of my own fate.
/Start the fire.

#200

/Burn the Monkeys Paw
The smoke drifted heavenward, and the irony wasn’t lost on him. He could feel the magic breaking.

#201

The magic was over. The Pikachu vanished. Magnus could remember his name. Firekitten was recovered.
Turning back the clock. The 200th post was the turner. This thread got reset.
The fakir was right. Fate ruled people’s lives. When you mess with fate, you mess with your on sorrow. You accomplished nothing, except for starting it all over again.
All wishes are reset. The Monkeys Paw was back.