The Monkey's Paw

Off-Topic (Thronepass)
#202

Oh no.

#203

Cool, new first wish.
I wish to have complete control over the forum

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#204

Granted, but great power comes with great responsibility.
I wish I got advanced screenings to the next Marvel Movie for free.

#205

Granted but itā€™s always somewhere super far and will cost you in excess of $1500 to simply get there.

I wish that I had more time and motivation to quickly finish my CS.

#206

Granted. But itā€™s for the PokĆ©mon Roleplay.
I wish Discord worked at school.

#207

Granted, just not your school.

I wish that Magnus would just install a vpn.

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#208

Granted he cant Use it

I wish i had PokƩmon irl

#209

(Thatā€™s legitimately what happens)
Granted, but itā€™s Mewtwo and youā€™re the scientist lady whoā€™s studying it.
I wish Pikachu was my PokƩmon.

#210

Granted, you catch a Pikachu in Pokemon Go.

I wish that I could survive without needing to sleep or eat.

#211

Granted, but now you canā€™t move at all due to the low amount of energy you have

I wish that I had unlimited wishes

#212

Granted you will have unlimted amount of wishes that will never be granted

I wish real world would turn into fortnite

#213

Granted, you get shot and die immediately.

I wish fortnite didnā€™t exist.

#214

Granted. But a bunch of rip off fortnite copy cats exist now

I wish that I donā€™t ever forgot to ask a wish

#215

Granted, but it was for the Make a Wish Foundation.
I wish I was Superman.

#216

Granted, your name changed to Superman, however you didnā€™t gain any powers.

I wish that the monkey paw didnā€™t twist wishes

#217

Granted, but now it converts them to Unseen.
I wish I was Prince.

#218

You were converted to a kidnapper

I wish I was a sheriff

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#219

Granted, but you were kidnapped.
I wish my kills bypassed death immunity.

#220

Granted, but now everyone you attack are healed.
I wish I was an actual good human.

#221

Granted, but now every one who is around you will be turned bad.

I wish I didnā€™t have depression.