The Monkey's Paw

Marshal · January 17, 2020, 1:02am

Granted. you clean it up and to get rid of bugs you spray RAID ant & roach killer

i wish for RAID: Shadow Legends

sulit · January 17, 2020, 1:13am

You get RAID: Shadow Legends. You decide how you feel about that.

I wish to have honey, the free brower extension

Marshal · January 17, 2020, 1:17am

granted. you get the brower extension and your brower is extended

I wish to have honey, the free browser extension

sulit · January 17, 2020, 1:18am

You get honey, the free browser extension. Your browser is turned into honey. Your computer is honey. Your life is honey. You are honey.

I wish for some flaming hot cheeto dust

Diggity69 · January 17, 2020, 1:45am

Granted. It tasted like dust.

I wish that Marshal tasted like honey/

Insanity · January 17, 2020, 1:57am

Granted, but now that you have ate him, you are going to be executed due to cannibalism.

I wish that I can [redacted] my [redacted].

Wazza · January 17, 2020, 1:58am

Granted. The vending machine has trapped your- You know where I’m going with this.

I wish to wish for more wishes.

Insanity · January 17, 2020, 2:00am

Granted, but all those wishes’ side effect also came true.

I wish for death.

Wazza · January 17, 2020, 2:02am

Granted. You saw how ugly God was and you died while in heaven. Meaning you came back to life.

I wish for non-death.

Diggity69 · January 17, 2020, 2:03am

Granted. You are now the Lich.

I wish for ToL fool in FoL

Wazza · January 17, 2020, 2:04am

Granted.

I wish for ToL Fool to be deleted forever from FoL.

Arete · January 17, 2020, 2:05am

Granted. It becomes a guaranteed spawn in ToL.

I wish for ToL Fool to be replaced with FoL Fool, rebalanced to fit with ToL.

Wazza · January 17, 2020, 2:06am

Granted. The game becomes so highly toxic because of the new fool trolls that Xblade shuts down ToL and the forums.

I wish for more friends.

Diggity69 · January 17, 2020, 2:08am

Granted. You get crushed to death by copies of FRIENDS.

I wish for a toilet made of gold.

Simon · January 17, 2020, 3:21am

impossible. please make your wishes at least slightly feasible in the future.

Granted. Unfortunately, there are no legs to make walk

NuclearBurrito · January 17, 2020, 7:55am

Granted. The water inside of it is also replaced with gold.

I wish wouldn’t get sleep deprivation

Diggity69 · January 17, 2020, 1:52pm

Granted. You never wake up.

I wish for a taco.

Nerbins · January 19, 2020, 3:26am

Granted. It gives you E. Coli.

I wish for Oxygen Not Included to be on the Nintendo Switch for the price of $24.99.

NuclearBurrito · January 19, 2020, 4:29am

Granted. Playing it removes all the Oxygen from the room unless you pay an extra $49.99. You don’t what to know what will happen if you play it outside.

I wish I was better at smash.

Insanity · January 19, 2020, 2:48pm

Granted, now you are getting screamed with hoes mad every time Byleth shows up in the game.

I wish I can grind the heck out of gacha game and get everything I can get.