The Monkey's Paw

Off-Topic (Thronepass)
#602

Granted. Your skills and capabilities are so low you can’t get anything.

I wish for a tophat

#603

You get a top hat and put it on your head. It slowly eats you like you are a rabbit.

I wish for some water

#604

Granted. The African Children thirst for more.

I wish for some water also.

#605

Granted. I stole it from you.

… I wish for a top hat

#606

Granted. It already has a person wearing it.

#607

I wish I stole Sulit’s top hat

#608

Granted. It starts to slowly eat you like a rabbit, but stops halfway down, as there’s not enough room.
I wish more people would join The Party

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#609

Granted. They slank the whole time.

I wish no one would steal my top hat ):

#610

Granted, Nuclear Burrito has ceased to exist

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#611

what? No I didn’t.

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#612

sometimes I can still hear his voice/text…

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#613

I wish for an upside down sign of the letter F

#614

Granted. It’s already been made, but only in an ancient dialect (probably is real, btw)
I wish everyone on the forum had the same name and pfp for one full day, following the EST timezone. (Chaos)

#615

Granted, the pfp and profile pic are both NSFW and get everyone banned permanently

i wish my resume was done for me

#616

Granted. However, instead of all of your actual work experience it says that you worked at the Krusty Krab.

I wish I were better at reading @sulit

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#617

granted. sulit is now illiterate, but you can recognize the letter “a” and nothing else

i wish i could go to sleep

#618

Granted. But you have to wake up.
I wish I could override my body’s natural instincts at will (pain registration, falling asleep, etc).

#619

Granted. However, sometimes you forget you’re doing it and you become sleep deprived and get hurt without knowing it.

I wish I was better at reading @Arete

#620

Granted. You can read him like an open book… even the things you don’t want to see.
I wish to undo the previous wish.

#621

Granted. the ones you had turned off are now left off, permanently.