The Monkey's Paw

Off-Topic (Thronepass)
#242

Granted, you fall into an eternal coma.

I wish that this thread was renamed “The Monkey’s Hand” since primates don’t have paws.

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#243

Granted, but the Monkeys Hand loses its power and thus reverts back to its original form.
I wish I was an imperium42 forum moderator.

#244

Granted, you are a forum moderator on imperium42 and not ímperium42.

I wish that I could control the weather.

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#245

Isn’t that what I wanted?

Granted, you can control the weather on an alien world.
I wish my wishes had no downside.

#246

A while back the devs almost got sued or whatever for using a similar/same name as another company so they had to an an accent to the “i” so no, it’s not what you wanted.

Granted, your wishes now never come true (can’t have a downside if it doesn’t happen in the first place).

I wish that my vision was perfect.

#247

Granted. You have perfect farsighted vision, so farsighted anything closer than the stars is blurry.
I wish I was bulletproof.

#248

Granted, you turn into a steel statue.

I wish Amber theme was fixed on this site(flags are improperly sized i think).

#249

Granted, but now Dark Mode is broken.
I wish @MaximusPrime finished their Pokémon character sheet.

#250

Granted. It’s 5 years later.
I wish I didn’t suffer from jet lag

#251

Granted. Now all the games you play lag.

I wish I could get Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate for free.

#252

Granted, but it’s your mother buying it for you to give to a friend as a present.

I wish I got a better iPad.

#253

Granted, but now you’re in serious debt because of how expensive it is.

I wish for more genies

#254

Granted, however they are all deaf.

I wish that this thread title was changed to The Cat’s Paw.

#255

Granted, however it’s a wild cat who is still alive.

I wish for all 20 million trees to be burned down immediately after being planted.

#256

image

:frowning:

#257

Granted. You are now a terrible person.
I wish for them to all magically come back and never die.

#258

Granted, but 40 million other trees died instantly.

I wish that I had infinite money

#259

Granted. The earth and you is crushed.
I wish you were poor.

#260

Check your eyes Litten :eyes:

Granted, infinite money explodes economics as a concept and the equivalent of the apocalypse happens, because of the economic downturn.

Aaaaahhh

I wish :ninja: was a thing.

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#261

Granted. You are given the death sentence for killing Firekitten.

I wish for a present that will immediately and painlessly kill me.