Granted. You are expelled.
I wish for my shoes to magically expand to fit my shoe size.
Granted. However, they become high heels and each time the shoe size increases the heel becomes an inch taller.
I wish I were in the dining hall right now rather than my dorm room.
Granted, you are now in a Chinese Kid Labour Camp’s dining hall with a bunch of rats and fleas.
I wish I was drinking Pepsi right now.
Granted. You nearly choked to death while drinking it, though.
I wish I was better at being town.
Granted, you were murdered for being a Trump Supporter.
I wish I was better at being mafia.
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Granted, people are so scared of your Mafia play that they start policy lynching you D1 in case you rolled Mafia.
I wish I rolled Drunk more often in ToL.
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Granted. People start to notice and whenever you are a heathen you get stabbed n1
I wish I had a windows computer so I could play ToL
Granted. Emphasis on the friend part.
I wish that Kai_5 had a Girlfriend.
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Granted. He’s stuck with her for the rest of his life 
I wish COPPA will stop marking adult content as kid friendly
Granted. They market adult content as Appropriate for all ages.
I wish that Bob Ross was still on air.
Granted. You are guaranteed to always lose when you roll Cult of Marshal.
I wish that just Spiritualist was brought back to FoL
Granted. That wish is bad enough by itself.
I wish death notes were brought back to FoL
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Granted. They are mandatory and must include your number.
I wish that clearing your DN in ToL meant that your kills didn’t leave deathnotes any longer.
Granted. Only classes that can never potentially kill can do that.
I wish that FoL had deathnotes like ToL
Granted, you are now rich in heart. You are still economically poor.
I wish I hit rank legend in hearthstone in the next 5 minutes
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granted, however as you are not up to their skill level your immediately go back down to where you were after a couple games
i wisk i was attractive to all gay guys