[THING] Kill the Boss

Roleplaying
#1

Yes, I stole this from Hypixel. No idea where he got it from tho.
No, I do not care.

How it Works

I’ll create a “boss” with, say, 1k HP. It could be darth vader, scooby doo, your uncle Sam, etc etc etc.
You may then submit 1-2 actions/attacks. (You may submit more when I process a whole batch of them.)
Then, I decide what happens based off of that.
IMPORTANT NOTE! I’M THE ONE WHO DECIDES WHAT HAPPENS, NOT YOU. DO NOT BE UPSET/SUPRISED IF IT DOESN’T TURN OUT AS YOU INTENDED/EXPECTED!
When a boss is killed, I summon a new one. Rinse and repeat.
The one rule is that you can’t repeat attacks. If you do, your attack is wasted.
If you die during your action, then the rest of your action isn’t processed.
A general guidline for attack damage is the more funny it is (along as it still makes sense), the more funny it is. However, note that this is a general guidline, and will not be enforced or anything like that.

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#2

The first boss is a Dementor!

HP: 1000

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#3

can I verbally assault the boss

#4

gay looser dementor

#5

i mean
it probably don’t do much
but sure

#6

Can I throw a dart at the boss like a dart moneky oo ho oo aaa aaa :monkey: :monkey: :monkey:

#7

can I bully the dementor aggressively for being made by J.K Rowling?

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#8

you can do basically anything

#9

as long as it isn’t a repeat

#10

I will throw a bucket of glue on the boss then I will place tacks on the ground

#11

Can I spam buy and sell Tsar Bomba

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#12

min calls the boss gay :joy_cat:
the dementor is gay so he isn’t offended
no effect

youbutworse bullies the dementor aggressively, kicks it in the head, and then makes fun of it for being made by jk rowling
-50 HP

pug throws a dart at the dementor.
it passess straight through him LOL

pug throws a bucket of glue on the boss
dementor now has slowed reactions
pug places tacks on the ground
the dementor never reaches them, as he is glued

intensify buys tsar bomba
the then he sells it
then he buys again
then he realizes that you can’t repeat attacks
no effect

#13

dementor status report:

950/1000 HP
slowed by glue, 1/3 turns have passed until the effect is over

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#14

I will pay somebody on fiverr to fight the boss for me.

#15

/call dementor gay

#16

Pug pays somebody to fight the boss for him.
He never shows up.
no effec

cannot repeat attacks

#17

wait

min did the same thing auholrjsfk.dm,xj ily min

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#18

I use Hush the Boss
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This is LoR now bois

#19

what does the fleeting do
:eyes:

#20

and also silence i guess
in the game i mean