[THING] Kill the Boss

Roleplaying
#41

I’m not actively doing poorly

#42

Pug gives the dementor a nice bowl of oatmeal, healing it for +25HP.

The dementor actually likes it.
What’s twilight about again?

Night glues legos to the sky.
The dementor is smart enough to not touch them.

dementor status report:

950/1000 hp
no status effects

The Dementor summons a minion!

Voldemort
350/350 HP

#43

I don’t read Harry Potter

#44

So imagine someone tried to fit as much cringe as they could into a book

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#45

what if I just threw a bunch of harry potter buzzwords around and pretended it was a real scene though

#46

/use air slash on the boss

#47

/Summon Harry Potter to scare Voldemort away

#48

Until Voldemort is defeated, please target either the boss or Voldemort.

Voldemort is a minion, and as such, you only need to kill the Dementor; however, the Dementor will be protected by Voldemort

#49

I build up speed for 12 hours and then run into the boss at full speed once the speed has been built up.

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#50

invite the dementor to join NATO

#51

/Will of Ionia Dementor

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Ez boss fite

#52

Mistixy uses air slash!
It’s super effective!
A critical hit!
-100HP

Intensify summons Harry Potter to scare voldemort away.
Harry Potter has to wait a turn until acting.

Pug builds up speed for 12 hours.
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The dementor politely declines, then realizes that it can’t speak.
-50HP.

Intensify recalls Harry Potter!
Harry Potter can no longer be targetted or used, but can be summoned without wasting a move.

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#53

play this while reading for the best effect

So I build up this speed by running to the door and getting stuck within the door hitbox, leading me to stay in place while walking thus building up speed. I continue doing this for 12 hours using the TAS Bot I have downloaded on my pc so I can do other things while building up speed. Once this speed has been built up I run straight into the boss with all this speed. Sure it may lead me to a parallel universe but the boss will die either way.

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#54

We found it’s weakness

/Taunt Dementor for not being able to speak

#55

Dementor Status Report:

800/950HP

Voldemort

350/350HP

Good Team Minions

Harry Potter

In Storage
250/250 HP.

Voldemort casts that one defensive spell!

Voldemort and the Dementor will share damage 50/50 until Voldemort dies, or 3 turns have passed.

#56

duct tape the dementors mouth

#57

Intensify taunts the dementor!
Dementor is sad.
Sadness makes the target move slower, and be unable to summon minions, out of fear that they will abandon him.

It’s not very effective…
No effect

Status is the same as it was last time, but with the added Sadness effect on the Dementor.

#58

Shouldn’t the Sad turn into Miserable and then Deppressed?

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#59

/use sunny day

#60

the sadness is contagious
time to go do something else bye

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