[THREAD 1] Homestuck FM - The Battleship (Year 1) [6/8]

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we yeet scum when scum found
we got em

i’m not going to use “his flavor makes sense” because ask ici idk what any of this nerd stuff is

so you are town… that also has to kill the NK to win

??? ??? ?? ? ??

That is just blatantly unfair if real and I do not think sulit ever lets that past review
so no

denied

goodbye

pie

it’s dumb but it’s the exact kind of dumb that makes infinite sense to be real and very little to fake

I know it’s blatantly broken and unfair. That’s why I didn’t claim it SoD 1

Did you know

Town does actually have to kill the NK to win anyway

no?

no it doesn’t?

mist you might be like “gamer things r gamer and it’s so gamer that it can’t possibly be ungamer” but I don’t think sulit lets that class past review

cheez might but that is literally on the bastardity levels of a lone (not lost) wolf and I don’t see it ever existing in all honesty

like I’m an anti-NK town with permanent DI to everything (including self-strifing), was granted full access to the NK’s classcard and all the NK has is a 2-shot rampage

excuse me

that’s why I fucking outed to stop the strifing. I know how ludicrous my role is. You think if I’m faking I claim this mechanical bs

I have a passive similar to Jack’s about harnessing the" Verdant Ball of Celestial Energy" (avoiding using exact quotes from my card) to be DI to everything. He corrupts it in his and I wield it for justice

And so far we have

“Town JOAT(basically)”
“Town Hidden triplevoter”
“Mafia reanimator/rampager”
“Town chronomancer”
“Town rolecop”

I’ll tell you my role makes sense with the above

and I am expected to believe that

“Neutral lyncher mechanics oracle that converts into VT” exists
that is a level of bastard/unfair that does not fit in the general style of the game

even if flavor makes sense the role does not make sense and almost def never gets past review

it’s DGADT all over again
this doesn’t live

This is also why I was trying to get into a neighborhood. So I could out it to just 1 person that I trusted and not the entire fucking thread

the green sun, for those unawares
app didnt say this out loud, dont yell at me for making it clear to other people

Fakeclaiming mechanical BS is super easy

you fakeclaimed masons if your first scumgame

You fakeclaimed with wazza

It’s easy for newish players to do and your role does not make logical sense to exist

you

DIE

EZ
GAMER
TIMES

anyways
dont waste strifes on them. yall can vote them, but im not.
but make them the exe if anything. dont waste strifes

I may make a spicy stride shortly lemme think

hey uhh
@jade idk if the thing yesterday was an ability or another scripted thing like the event failing.
but if you uhhh have another use of it.
much appreciated

Yes, but I know what sounds good and what doesn’t. I know my claims were bad w/ Wazza. Masons is a real thing despite being a bold fake.

my role should not exist

and if I was faking it I wouldn’t have claimed have the crap I actually have

“it’s too complicated to be fake”

I think i’ve used this exact defense before as wolf

either way it’s not that it’s too complicated

it’s that it’s bastard to the point where I don’t think it would pass review
cheese might include that but I don’t think sulit would

I could do hardcore sulit-analysis to see if she would or would not allow that with quotes but i’m not going to stalk the profile of a reviewer to try and see if a clearly BS role is BS or not

heres the thing
i was looking at app’s ISO
and as far as i can tell, they havent read the source material like myself and mist have.

to come up with a fake claim this specifically accurate, i dont believe he would do that from just someone else.
this role had to have been written down by cloned. either as a fake claim for the nk, or as app’s actual role.
although, a fake claim which tells you about your own role is kinda based. so thats why im going towards the truth