I want to get anything from you that could be alignment indicative because the more bad executions we have the easier it is for scum to overpower us
I tried getting Derps to do similar things, but instead Derps OMGuS’d everyone who voted him
making reads at this point would be counterproductive and I dont really have anything else
I should try to ISO the top suspects later, even if there might be tons of fluff. Who are the top suspects as of now?
Honestly the state of the world is so depressing right now. At the rate things are going everything is going to be ruined. Can you believe that Disney World is reopening during COVID-19? It’s absurdity. Disney owns practically everything and is now showing how disastrous that will be for us. This example timeline is only a fraction of the destruction that could be wrought by their takeover:
- 2009: Disney buys Marvel
- 2012: Disney buys Lucasfilms
- 2017: Disney buys 21st Century Fox
- 2019: Disney buys Paramount Pictures
- 2022: Disney buys Universal Studios
- 2027: Disney attempts to buy Warner Bros, Warner Bros tells them to fuck off
- 2028: Disney, being highly pissed off, acquires their own private military
- 2029: Disney storms headquarters of Warner Bros, killing many, and taking the company by force 2032: Disney buys nukes from black market terrorists
- 2034: Disney buys Microsoft
- 2036: Disney declares war against the entertainment industry
- 2037: Skirmishes between private militaries occur in Hollywood and other places around the country 2038: Disney nukes Hollywood
- 2044: Disney buys the United States of America
- 2045: Disney reorganizes the American government into a totalitarian dictatorship, deemed “The People’s Republic of Disney”
- 2047: People’s Republic of Disney moves to annex Mexico and Canada with the military might of Mickey Mouse
- 2051: PRD buys celestial bodies such as the moon and Mars
- 2056: PRD colonizes Mars
- 2059: PRD colonizes rest of the solar system
- 2064: PRD starts construction of Dyson Sphere in the Sol System
- 2075: PRD scientists discover a form of FTL space travel
- 2078: First PRD voyage to Alpha Centauri system is successfully completed
- 2079: PRD successfully establishes a one world government
- 2080: PRD sends millions of military warships out throughout the galaxy, conquering extraterrestrial life on every planet and solar system
- 2092: Dyson Sphere in Sol System is complete
- 2100: PRD reaches type 3 civilization status, creating a Galactic Dictatorship under the people of Disney
- 2104: Marvel and X-Men fans are still excited about new movies
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We need to band together to stop this menace before it overtakes us. In conclusion
HAIL STORP
FUCK DISNEY Emilia
(gonna be honest idk if this is a desperado or not because part of my classcard is redacted. I really wanted to hero shot Jane, but it’s probably more responsible to shoot the person who has been a counterwagon both days. anyway if I die Emilia is probably cleared(?) but idk one of my passives is redacted from me and on my death. Don’t like Jane at all for reasons stated and also the vote swap timing on flopping to SDA and then back to tie wagons. Marshal has failed to confirm himself like he should have easily been able to do and is pretty sus imo but might be able to resolve w/ Zone still. I hate sulit’s readlist, but I think sulit has been acting townie. Kyo’s EoD felt really bad, but I could see it from town freaking out. Wazza was vouching hard for both Zone and PKR being town in DMs. If this is the end it’s been a pleasure)
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I reread this very real desperado that I also had and I realized I called myself a tool
I think I did it on purpose to be funny and I think it was thank you past marshal
(for the record knowing the source material of the game I find this super unlikely to actually be fake)