I dunno
Just something at this rate, I’m starving
I dunno
Just something at this rate, I’m starving
I’m seriously considering just leaving it a little bit and then driving to Maccies to get myself something big
High IQ gambit here.
Just ignore the wasp.
It won’t attack
Fuck that shit
Wasps are flies but twice as likely to get in your way when you’re eating food and ten times as likely to make you shit yourself
Then do this
Trouble is, that means the wasp won’t be gone by tomorrow
I have to get rid of it at some point but I’m too much of a bitch to do so
Cross that bridge when you come to it
How the fuck am I supposed to be a capable independent adult when I can’t even access a room in my house due to a fucking insect
Agreed
God I’m so thirsty
Can this wasp just fuck off so I can have a drink
It’s like you want me to make a nsfw joke
Use a cup and some paper to trap it?
No shitting way am I getting close to that striped bastard
I can’t even open the door to the kitchen
Do you have a window that you can open
Then call somebody over who will?
You definitely do not want to leave it alone
Parents are away on holiday, not a chance am I disturbing them
Yes I have a window
No, not one that I can open because that requires me going into the kitchen
I have nothing against insects but
A: If you give them an inch, they’ll bring their friends and take a mile
B: Wasps are literally just predators, they do nothing good for anybody
So yes get rid of it
Open it from outside?
Can’t, otherwise I would