Venting Thread (Don't break the rules tho, keep it civil and shit this isn't a place to be all like "hey this guy on the forums really pisses me off" it should be about other shit)

I dunno

Just something at this rate, I’m starving

I’m seriously considering just leaving it a little bit and then driving to Maccies to get myself something big

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High IQ gambit here.
Just ignore the wasp.

It won’t attack

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Fuck that shit

Wasps are flies but twice as likely to get in your way when you’re eating food and ten times as likely to make you shit yourself

Then do this

Trouble is, that means the wasp won’t be gone by tomorrow

I have to get rid of it at some point but I’m too much of a bitch to do so

Cross that bridge when you come to it

How the fuck am I supposed to be a capable independent adult when I can’t even access a room in my house due to a fucking insect

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Agreed

God I’m so thirsty

Can this wasp just fuck off so I can have a drink

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It’s like you want me to make a nsfw joke

Use a cup and some paper to trap it?

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No shitting way am I getting close to that striped bastard

I can’t even open the door to the kitchen

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Do you have a window that you can open

Then call somebody over who will?

You definitely do not want to leave it alone

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Parents are away on holiday, not a chance am I disturbing them

Yes I have a window

No, not one that I can open because that requires me going into the kitchen

I have nothing against insects but

A: If you give them an inch, they’ll bring their friends and take a mile

B: Wasps are literally just predators, they do nothing good for anybody

So yes get rid of it

Open it from outside?

Can’t, otherwise I would

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