I have gained a new waifu
Who
Marshal, obviously.
I was a alien sent forth into this universe by micro simulation to live out with your kind
Life is a simulation so lets go crazy and beat the aliens controlling the system, you humans have been wondering why we have not had contact outside of earth? well it’s simply a lie, they don’t exist outside our simulation. History is also fake the simulation only runs for a year we have been planted with false information in our head and nothing is real, so I demand you human kind we need to find a way out before we become nothing, THE simulation is UP and OVER in some days, celebrate your first and last Christmas, then we have to find a way to upload our consciousness to continue our lifes, tell the aliens “no!”.
Also leaves me more time to UwU over some cute anime girls, alien gods please I need them so badly you won’t take them away from me I don’t want to go back to being a alien green man.
Oh god zator-b137 see’s my post I can sense it help send help send help.
go away
Oh hi zator just making a april fools prank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC84xDccaos
This music wants to play
Also why would you sex a fish that’s just uh I guess it is 2019?
UwU
I never knew you’d UwU priestess.
Sometimes you learn to know people … anew.
No
anew a woower
I’m just glad you came out here today to give a UwU.
I’ll consider it a Christmas present
Mom wtf
Sorry, my love ^^
OwO
ÒwÓ
i love u
eat a cheese hunk