54321st Poster gets a cookie - mods are cute

I have gained a new waifu

Who

Marshal, obviously.

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I was a alien sent forth into this universe by micro simulation to live out with your kind

Life is a simulation so lets go crazy and beat the aliens controlling the system, you humans have been wondering why we have not had contact outside of earth? well it’s simply a lie, they don’t exist outside our simulation. History is also fake the simulation only runs for a year we have been planted with false information in our head and nothing is real, so I demand you human kind we need to find a way out before we become nothing, THE simulation is UP and OVER in some days, celebrate your first and last Christmas, then we have to find a way to upload our consciousness to continue our lifes, tell the aliens “no!”.

Also leaves me more time to UwU over some cute anime girls, alien gods please I need them so badly you won’t take them away from me I don’t want to go back to being a alien green man.

Oh god zator-b137 see’s my post I can sense it help send help send help.

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go away

Oh hi zator just making a april fools prank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC84xDccaos

This music wants to play

Also why would you sex a fish that’s just uh I guess it is 2019?

UwU

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I never knew you’d UwU priestess.

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Sometimes you learn to know people … anew.

No

anew a woower

I’m just glad you came out here today to give a UwU.

I’ll consider it a Christmas present

Mom wtf

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Sorry, my love ^^

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:newspaper_roll::newspaper_roll::newspaper_roll:

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OwO

ÒwÓ

:o: :wavy_dash: :o:

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i love u

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eat a cheese hunk

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