Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes

[Insanity]

@Damafaud

Why. For the sake of overpriced stale bread why did you even do that to me I had done nothing wrong and was not even here when you did that this time I’m disappointed in you and if not for everything being as disappointing I wouldn’t know what to say.

I will put it here, I saw some pasta.

[CheesyKnives]

are dama pastas gonna be a thing

[Nerbins]

[psychoneirik]

@Hippolytus

lmao how do you make it that big

Out of context gold

[Ashe]

Hippo has been betrayed :^)

[MaximusPrime]

@Whammerist

in mindnight the game makes logs for you feelsgoodman
tbh the “vote history” tab in mindnight is fucking HOT – like, the amount of info they fit into that tiny space mmmmmmm its such fuckin sexy good design

k

[psychoneirik]

@Hippolytus

lmao how do you make it that big

@Ashe

It even gets bigger xD

@Hippolytus

its so tiny now

@Memesky

Its micro we should finish it in hours

Im sorry, couldnt resist lol

[Insanity]

Oooh.

@Namari would appreciate this.

[Twil1ight]

@PoisonedSquid

ahem
Marl, what in the cucumbers have you been smoking?! I hope your higher up status didn’t turn you into an airhead because I swear to Mama Alfa if you don’t understand what the doodle I’m talking about, all of us are gonna be on the Titanic in an ocean of hot sauce!

No comments.

[Nerbins]

I see no pencil sharpeners in this rant.

[Whammerist]

@MtheJoker

Almost, rest is p much confirmed good, me + whamm are town. Leaves 2/6 evil. Leaves 2 teams with 1 scum on it. 2/3 chance of hitting evil, FK and max are good aswell, 2/2

when I saw this I couldn’t resist lel

[MtheJoker]

Lol first time being quoted here, took you guys long enough

[Frostwolf103]

@Nerbins

Hey, Frost could use that!

I am sure it was Neutral Paladin King that need to stay alive to see Cult lose

Which I made big opportunity to waste not to convert PKR.

[Insanity]

@Shurian

I dont know.
I was panicking.
The colour pencil sharpeners activated and produced stale bread that was at 4 factors higher pricing than I would like.

[Planterror]

@CheesyKnives

maybe hes actually a birb

[MaximusPrime]

@Hippolytus

You have to become one with the salt my young maximus. Long ago I fought the salt. I despised it. But then I learnt to embrace it. I became one with the salt. I lived it. Breathed it. Grew off it. Became stronger. Became the man I am today because of it. Now when I see the salt rise in my enemy I recite something my old SaltMaster used to tell me:

“Ah you think salt is your ally? You merely adopted the salt. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the calm until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but disturbing!” ~ Hippo’s SaltMaster

salt intensifies

[Nerbins]

…15 likes?
salt mutates to pepper

[Insanity]

@Marluxion

FIREKITTEN YOU ABSOLUTE PENCIL SHARPNER. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU VOTE ME UP WHEN YOUR NIGHT ONE AND TWO CONVERTS FAILED. AAAAAAAAAA THESE WORDS CAN’T SHOW HOW PISSED OFF I AM RIGHT NOW, JUST WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CONVERT ME INTO A
I Il II L.

SERIOUSLY, INVOKER IS PROBABLY THE WORST CONVERT TO HAVE AT THIS STATE OF THE GAME, WHY DIDN’T YOU GO FOR SOMEONE LIKE HIPPO, LIKE HOW MUCH WEED DOES ONE PERSON HAVE TO BE ON TO CONVERT A FUCKING BUTLER.

I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU RIGHT NOW THAT I COULD BREAK MY LEFT NUT AND STILL I WOULDN’T FEEL ANY MORE PISSED OFF THAN I AM RN.

BUT WHAT ABOUT POISONING THE KING, OCCUPYING PALADIN HUH?
NO, FUCKING POISONING THE KING IS SAD
AND OCCING PALADIN JUST SCREAMS YOU’RE INVOKER

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_____ YOU ABSOLUTE PENCIL SHARPNER. WHY THE FREAK WOULD YOU _____ WHEN YOUR _____ AND _______. AAAAAAAAAA THESE WORDS CAN’T SHOW HOW A N G E R Y OFF I AM RIGHT NOW, JUST WHY DID YOU HAVE TO _________
I Il II L.

SERIOUSLY, _____ IS PROBABLY ________ THIS STATE OF THE GAME, WHY DIDN’T YOU GO FOR SOMEONE LIKE _____, LIKE HOW MUCH WEED DOES ONE PERSON HAVE TO BE ON TO ______

I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU RIGHT NOW THAT I COULD BREAK MY LEFT HAND AND STILL I WOULDN’T FEEL ANY MORE D E S P A C I T O OFF THAN I AM RN.

BUT WHAT ABOUT _______, ________ HUH?
NO, FREAKING ______________IS SAD
AND _______ JUST SCREAMS YOU’RE _______

[Pug]

INSANITY YOU ABSOLUTE PENCIL SHARPNER. WHY THE FREAK WOULD YOU CENSOR EVERYTHING WHEN YOUR USING A QUOTE FROM ME AND I SWEAR A LOT. AAAAAAAAAA THESE WORDS CAN’T SHOW HOW A N G E R Y OFF I AM RIGHT NOW, JUST WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CENSOR ALL THESE WORDS FOR YOUR CHRISTIAN SERVER?
I Il II L.

SERIOUSLY, CENSORING THE NO NOS IS PROBABLY THE WORST THING TO DO AT THIS STATE OF THE GAME, WHY DIDN’T YOU GO FOR SOMEONE LIKE NOT CENSORING THE SWEAR WORDS, LIKE HOW MUCH WEED DOES ONE PERSON HAVE TO BE ON TO CENSOR EVERY SINGLE WORD JUST TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE A SALTY DAMAFAUD

I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU RIGHT NOW THAT I COULD BREAK MY LEFT HAND AND STILL I WOULDN’T FEEL ANY MORE D E S P A C I T O OFF THAN I AM RN.

BUT WHAT ABOUT LEAVING IT WITHOUT CENSORS, ADDING MORE WORDS HUH?
NO, FREAKING UNCENSORING IS SAD
AND ADDING MORE WORDS JUST SCREAMS YOU’RE TRYING TO BE ME

[Damafaud]

Me approve