Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes

anon97870008 · March 17, 2020, 6:14pm

Sounds already like a politician

Arete · March 19, 2020, 2:59am

Marshal · March 22, 2020, 1:28am

classic hippo

laugh track

Arete · March 22, 2020, 3:18am

Geyde · March 24, 2020, 3:25pm

MDD

Marshal · March 30, 2020, 10:41pm

damn wazza i see u

Wazza · March 30, 2020, 10:42pm

I said a lot of questionable things that game.

PoisonedSquid · April 3, 2020, 4:08am

I’m still proud of this

I was trying to recreate the scene where Sam holds up his hand and Max shoots through it to say he’s folding, but the conversation went in a different direction and I’m grateful for it

I wish I could’ve stayed in the chat so I could bask in it

Italy · April 3, 2020, 1:53pm

BANZAIIIIII shoots cards

Emilia · April 7, 2020, 6:59am

Jane · April 7, 2020, 4:58pm

Braixen · April 21, 2020, 4:32pm

Seth is racist lol

katze · April 22, 2020, 8:24am

https://forum.imperium42.com/t/6969th-poster-gets-a-cookie/81317/5854?u=katze
https://forum.imperium42.com/t/6969th-poster-gets-a-cookie/81317/5855?u=katze

Geyde · April 23, 2020, 1:36am

Marshal · April 23, 2020, 1:40am

i think this tells the story better

Marshal · May 2, 2020, 2:13am

The real reason arete became mod

Vulgard · May 25, 2020, 9:52pm

shining example of pg 13

Zone_Q11 · May 25, 2020, 9:52pm

Yep. I am great.

KyoDaz · May 26, 2020, 3:11am

AGAIN?

Marshal · May 27, 2020, 2:54am

[FoL] FoL 22 - The Blue Dragon and Scorned Win!

Blockquote[quote=“bazingaboy, post:114, topic:77268, full:true”]
Hard townreading launchpad as prince, scum should kill the m tonight
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(I am protecting myself as I am prince)

Okay, let’s look at these two posts. These posts in conjunction feel really scummy to me. Analyzing different possibilities here:

Bazinga is the prince, and trying to either make evils think they aren’t the real prince, or trying to get protectives on them who might otherwise read them as scummy and leave them undefended. The second post suggests that the first option isn’t the case, since if they are trying to avoid being read as prince, saying they’re prince would be kind of a bad idea, I think.

Bazinga is a hunter trying to bait attacks. But then, why the first post? Is it to make it a less blatantly obvious hunter-bait? And why hardclaim prince (thus likely getting jailed) rather than softclaiming it?

Bazinga is a knight, hoping to attack evils who target Launchpad. I still don’t see why the second post is necessary if that’s the case – I guess maybe it occurred to them belatedly that other BD killers might want to kill them?

Bazinga is Cultseen, and thinks Launchpad is the real prince. I don’t think it’s this one, because they could just tell their basement buddy who to target, though it’s possible Bazinga is cult and trying to signal the NK to do it for them.

Bazinga is Cultseen, and trying to get protectives off their actual prince read and onto Launchpad, and then added the second post to try to look less scummy.

Bazinga is the NK trying to signal the Cultseen to kill the prince. I don’t think it’s this one, mostly because I don’t think an NK would do something that looks so obviously scummy.

Bazinga is an unfriendly neutral. Sellsword here seems like a likely option, if they’re trying to signal Unseen buddies to go attack Launchpad, but they could also be a Fool trying to look scummy (I think that’s still a thing it benefits you to do given the FoL fool wincon), or a Warlock using carnage day 1. I’d be surprised if they have a prince read strong enough to do the first or the third, but it’s not impossible.

Bazinga is an alchemist, hoping to prevent an attack on Launchpad.

I think it’s 7, but I guess I don’t have a principled justification for that.

just wanted to remind people that this was arete’s first ever FM post

just

holy shit