🔥 Cat Battle Royale ARCHIE WIN

can;'t believe that 50% of the population hates boomer

she just rejected me dude

SHE CHOSE BOOMER

cassie mcfluff wasn’t corrupt enough

i was prepared to post this for when she rigged it in her own favor

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This

is this an actually fair way to settle this or should i just use discobot

That’s fair

having it being decided via a cat is optimal

although two level 9 incineroars duking it out is way funnier

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:fire: Bracket 3 :fire:

:fire: NUMEROUS CATS ENTER THE BATTLE ARENA (THREE TIMES) :fire:


:fire: FIRST WE HAVE ARETEMIS THE AWFUL :fire:

ARTEMETIS IS ALSO A CAT

:fire: VERSUS VELVET THE VIOLENT :fire:

BASKETED IN :joy_cat: SHE LIKES TO SIT ON LAPS AND KNEAD STOMACHS INTO HUMAN BREAD WHILE PURRING VERY LOUDLY. ALSO ESCAPES OUT THE FRONT DOOR ON OCCASION AND RUNS AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD BEFORE EVENTUALLY COMING HOME FOR FOOD

BATTLE
  • ARTEMIS
  • VELVET

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:fire: NEXT WE HAVE HOMEY THE HORRIBLE :fire:


HOMEY IS HOMIE.

:fire: VERSUS ARCHIE THE AGGRESSIVE :fire:

BASKET

BATTLE
  • HOMEY
  • ARCHIE

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:fire: NEXT WE HAVE ANGEL THE ABONIMABLE :fire:

I HAVE YET TO GET A BETTER PICTURE OF ANGEL THAN THIS BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T SIT STILL. SHE’S BASICALLY A VELOCIRAPTOR - SHE MAKES THESE HIGH-PITCHED CHIRPS INSTEAD OF MEOWING MOST OF THE TIME AND WILL ABSOLUTELY HUNT YOUR LEGS IF YOU DON’T PLAY WITH HER WHEN SHE WANTS YOU TO. MY ESSENTIALLY-ADOPTIVE-SISTER (LONG STORY) IS PRETTY CONVINCED SHE HAS AUTISM, BUT CATS APPARENTLY CAN’T HAVE AUTISM SO I GUESS SHE’S JUST WEIRD. SHE HAS ALL HER CLAWS AND WON’T LET YOU FORGET IT, BUT IS ALSO SUPER CUDDLY WHEN SHE’S NOT WORKED UP. ALSO HAS A HABIT OF FORCING HER WAY BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND SLEEPING THERE - WARM FOR HER, I’M SURE, BUT NOT THE MOST COMFORTABLE FOR THE HUMAN WHO’S NOW KINDA PINNED.

:fire: VERSUS GEORGE THE GIANT :fire:

HE’S A CONNIVING SCHEMER WHO IS ALWAYS LURKING AROUND AND PLOTTING AGAINST US

BATTLE
  • ANGEL
  • GEORGE

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:fire: NEXT WE HAVE BOOMER THE BOOMER :fire:

HE IS NOT A PUPPET OF THE ELITE

:fire: VERSUS TIG THE TERRIBLE :fire:

SHE IS ALWAYS IN THE GRASS PROWLING LOOKING FOR MICE AND LIZARDS. SHE LOVES EATING LIZARDS. SHE ALSO SUPER FLOOF AND SWEET

BATTLE
  • BOOMER
  • TIG

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yay my cat won!

sorry about cassie tho that was too powerful of an early matchup tbqh

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homey is wise cat.

NooOOOOOOO I CANT DO THIS

HOMEY NO

I’m voting Archie over Honey now >:(

Summary

no one tell Honey I was voting Archie anyway

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he is not a puppet of the elite

Can we replace all uses and instances of Discobot’s roll dice with Honeycat instead?

I believe this method is more fair

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Homey

oh no
if archie and velvet win it’s basket vs basket