🔥 Cat Battle Royale ARCHIE WIN

the two comdrades fighting in the tournament arc before the true protagonist fights the final boss

aLSO NO SENSEI WHY

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:sob:

sensei got robbed but i guess it’s better than the seeding forcing my two cats to duke it out

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whos the second kat cat

is it artemis fowl

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it me

aretemis

Was that not obvious from the descriptions

artemetis is also a cat

:fire: CAT WINNERS :fire:

VELVET THE VIOLENT
ARCHIE THE AGGRESSIVE (:sob:)
ANGEL THE ABONIMABLE
AND BOOMER THE BOOMER

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:fire: A SMALL GROUP OF CATS ENTER THE ARENA :fire:

:fire: FIRST WE HAVE VELVET THE VIOLENT :fire:

BASKETED IN :joy_cat: SHE LIKES TO SIT ON LAPS AND KNEAD STOMACHS INTO HUMAN BREAD WHILE PURRING VERY LOUDLY. ALSO ESCAPES OUT THE FRONT DOOR ON OCCASION AND RUNS AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD BEFORE EVENTUALLY COMING HOME FOR FOOD

:fire: VERSUS ARCHIE THE AGGRESSIVE :fire:

BASKET

BATTLE
  • VELVET
  • ARCHIE

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:fire: NEXT WE HAVE ANGEL THE ABONIMABLE :fire:

I HAVE YET TO GET A BETTER PICTURE OF ANGEL THAN THIS BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T SIT STILL. SHE’S BASICALLY A VELOCIRAPTOR - SHE MAKES THESE HIGH-PITCHED CHIRPS INSTEAD OF MEOWING MOST OF THE TIME AND WILL ABSOLUTELY HUNT YOUR LEGS IF YOU DON’T PLAY WITH HER WHEN SHE WANTS YOU TO. MY ESSENTIALLY-ADOPTIVE-SISTER (LONG STORY) IS PRETTY CONVINCED SHE HAS AUTISM, BUT CATS APPARENTLY CAN’T HAVE AUTISM SO I GUESS SHE’S JUST WEIRD. SHE HAS ALL HER CLAWS AND WON’T LET YOU FORGET IT, BUT IS ALSO SUPER CUDDLY WHEN SHE’S NOT WORKED UP. ALSO HAS A HABIT OF FORCING HER WAY BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND SLEEPING THERE - WARM FOR HER, I’M SURE, BUT NOT THE MOST COMFORTABLE FOR THE HUMAN WHO’S NOW KINDA PINNED.

:fire: VERSUS BOOMER THE BOOMER :fire:

HE IS NOT A PUPPET OF THE ELITE

BATTLE
  • ANGEL
  • BOOMER

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after many wars we have discovered that a boxed in cat is not the cutest cat, and that being basketed in was cuter

the cats have adjusted

basket vs basket.

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book vs basket :flushed:

bracket

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Do I vote with my heart or my eyes

image
fun cat fact:

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why are their eyes glowing

i think my camera is just fucky

boomer: become anime protagonist

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alternatively his knowledge cannot be contained even by those who wish to silence him

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